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1000 words I could say, 1000 wishes I could pray, 1000 miles legs could walk, 1000 sounds a mouth could talk, 1000 times ill b true, 1000 ways 2 say i love you!

2. Santa & Mathematical conversion

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3. Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

4. Stop using caller tune / songs

In the holy month of Ramadan, Stop using caller tune / songs Zong: Write "UNR", send to 230 Telenor: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 Mobilink: Write "UNSUB", send to 230 ufone: Write "UNSUB", send to 666 Warid: Write "RBT OFF", send to 7171

5. An essay on cricket match

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

6. Memories echoing on and on

A stone dropped in water in a moments its gone but there'll b 1000 ripples circling on & on 2day im here 2morow im gone but there'll b 1000 memories echoing on & on

7. E.T.C Means...

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8. Concentrate on your direction

Progress has little to do with the speed, But much to do with direction. So always concentrate on your direction, Not on the speed

9. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

10. Forget the times ...

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11. A good teacher according to student

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12. Teacher & bachay

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13. On this Hug Day ... I love You

On this Hug Day I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart on this Hug Day, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Love U

14. Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year

Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

15. A person who keeps on talking...

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16. Funny Kiss Joke

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17. Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.

One second faster in a race is worth millions of dollars more. Don't settle for almost first in your own life. A race horse that consistently runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollars more. Don't compromise on 2nd position in life.

18. Forget about it!!

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]

19. Relatinships r like a book

Relatinships r like a book It taks a few seconds to burn But It takes years to write So write it carfuly & never let it Burn!! ~Author Unknown

20. What I had in my heart

I searched through books & leafed through cards, For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write was.... I Love You! Happy Valentine's Day!

21. Which is important, sun or the moon?

A teacher-student riddle where the student's logic is oddly hard to argue with. Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the […]

22. 'The POLITE Way to PEE!

''The POLITE Way to PEE!" Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if u were on a date having diñner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom? Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee". Teacher: That would […]

23. A Good / Best Teacher is who ....

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

24. Quaid's photo collection

Friends I'm Collecting Quaids Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

25. Height of Good Luck ...!

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26. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

27. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

28. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.

If could write someone's fate, would write happiness on every line and point every turn toward success. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum. Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete. Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye. har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.

29. Can kids of our age have kids?

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30. I am the ninth letter

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31. Hug from me to say don't worry

Life is a bug at times For those times and always Here's a HUG from Me to say Don't worry Be happy on this Hug Day!

32. Every moment that I am with you!

I Don't Know Exactly What I Was Waiting For, But Every Moment That I M With You, It Feels Like Everything I've Been Waiting For.

33. Understanding a girl is like

Understanding a girl is like downloading a 1 GB file at a speed of 2kb/s At the stage of 99% completion... you are likely to get ERROR-INVALID FILE Try again