USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

Hindi Funny SMS

Bush disguises himself with a fake beard and mustache to surprise his wife in bed. She wakes up, touches his face, and happily greets Osama.

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

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