Want to surprise your girlfriend?

Misc SMS Jokes, Wife SMS

Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife :p

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  1. New sim to surprise her husband

    2. Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

  2. God's blessings come as a surprise

    3. God's blessings come as a surprise but how much you receive depends on how much your heart believes ! May you be blessed beyond you expectations Good morning ... :)

  3. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    4. A nationality comparison joke ending with a Pakistani mama's boy twist. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will […]

  4. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend

    5. Girlfriend giving house directions 2 her boyfriend "Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, Look for flat 9a, you will find a lift on ur right. Hit 9 with ur elbow, Get out of the lift u will find my flat on left.... Hit the doorbell with your elbow & […]

  5. Girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don

    6. A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea. Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

  6. Happy Hug Day to girlfriend..

    7. ()__() ( . . ) BEAR ( ‘ ” ‘ ) HUG!! (_)-(_) Happy Hug Day to my dear girlfriend..

  7. Rose Day Messages for Girlfriend, Wife, Crush and Friends

    8. Rose Day falls on 7 February, the first day of Valentine Week. Here are messages to send with a rose, or instead of one, to your girlfriend, wife, crush or best friend. Rose Day messages for girlfriend Everything about you is interesting,your smile, your laughter, your beauty,your scent and your company.I always think of you […]

  8. Girlfriend said i'm pregnant

    9. Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

  9. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

    10. Girlfriend sends a Fanaa-style romantic couplet about her love consuming her boyfriend — the consuming is entirely financial. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style tere paiso ko mere purse mein panaah mil jaaye mere ishq mein teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye subhanallah! !!

  10. I am your girlfriend is ....

    11. I am your girlfriend: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p Happy april fools day

  11. My Girlfriend Told Me

    12. My Girlfriend Told Me If I Bought Her One More Stupid Gift She Would Burn It So I Bought her A Candle :P

  12. 1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend

    13. One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D

  13. Better models of mobile / bike / girlfriend

    14. A Simple fact: Boys Can Never B Satisfied With 3 Things In Life: -Mobile -Bike -Girlfriend Because; There Is Always A Better Model Available In Future ;)

  14. Girlfriend & police

    15. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . socho ! . . . . . . Aur Socho ! . . . . Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hain !:p

  15. Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

    16. A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand.. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly.. Why ??? . . . Paining ??? . . . No !! . . . Then ??? . . . Spelling Mistake !!! :O

  16. Give me another Girlfriend..!!

    17. Give me some SunShine..!!! Give me some Rain..!! Give me another Girlfriend..!! I am Single once again..!!

  17. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

    18. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

  18. Happy New Year Messages & Prayers for Girlfriend

    19. Texting your girlfriend at midnight, or the morning after? Pick a romantic, short, prayerful or long-distance New Year message below, add her name or the nickname only you use, and send. Romantic New Year messages for your girlfriend On this New Year my wishes and prayers are only for you. God bless u & may […]

  19. Happy Promise Day Sms for Girlfriend

    20. Romantic Roman Urdu Promise Day SMS about thinking of the girlfriend every moment, day and night, and living painfully without her. Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon. Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon. Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon Yaad […]

  20. GirlFriend asked what is love

    21. GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

  21. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    22. A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

  22. Rose Day Message For BoyFriend/GirlFriend

    23. Can You Imagine The World Without Roses? It Won’t Be The Same Because An Important Part Of Its Beauty Will Be Lacking That Is What My Life Would Be Without You Happy Rose Day.

  23. Sunday Message for Wife / GirlFriend

    24. Make This Sunday A Very Lazy One Lie In Bed Late If You Want To And Forget About The Chores. Forget The Fast Lane And Take It Easy Today. Have A Great Sunday!

  24. ECG if you go out ..

    25. An ECG chart comparison for going out with wife, girlfriend, and getting caught. ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /________

  25. Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

    26. A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise. Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

  26. USAMA tum aaj phir aa gayai

    27. Bush disguises himself with a fake beard and mustache to surprise his wife in bed. She wakes up, touches his face, and happily greets Osama. Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya. adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us […]

  27. Everybody makes mistakes in this world

    28. In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them

  28. Part & art of living

    29. Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living... But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living

  29. Difference between wife & saali

    30. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  30. Wife treats husband

    31. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  31. What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

    32. What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

  32. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    33. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  33. We will buy new wedding wring

    34. Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!