Part & art of living

Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living

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  1. You r living in past / future or present

    2. If you are depressed, You are living in the past. If you are anxious, You are living in the future, If you are at peace, You are living in the present.

  2. Living without you

    3. You are so special to me, you're my joy, my love, and my life. Living without you will tear me apart cause you make my life worth living

  3. I'll be living in your head

    4. The sun shines so big & bright the day before we had a huge fight lets put that behind us on this day and really mean what we have to say open your heart & let the words be said otherwise i'll be living in your head

  4. A SIMPLE WAY for "HAPPY LIVING"

    5. A SIMPLE WAY for "HAPPY LIVING".. FORGET 2 things in LIFE., 1) the GOOD you do for others. 2) the BAD done by others 2 you.

  5. 4 Blessed ways of living

    6. 4 Blessed ways of living: 1st, Look back & Thank God. 2nd, Look forward & Trust God 3rd, Look around & serve God. 4th, Look within & Find God..!!

  6. Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.

    7. Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U. Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U. Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U. Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U...?

  7. Art of living

    8. Art of living: First of all,dont make friends. if made,dont go close to them. if gone,dont like them. if liked,then plz.. dont leave them. Good Night, sweet dreams...

  8. Living for Others is the Rule of Nature

    9. Nothing in the nature lives for itself Rivers don't drink their own water Trees don't eat their own fruit Sun doesn't give heat for itself Moon doesn't ever go on honeymoon Flowers don't spread fragrance for themselves Moral: Living for Others is the Rule of Nature

  9. ECG if you go out ..

    10. ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/\_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_ ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend... /\________

  10. Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!

    11. Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more. A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and will love his 1st wife more. A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and will love his girlfriends more. An pakistani man will have 1 wife […]

  11. Want to surprise your girlfriend?

    12. Want to surprise your girlfriend? . . . . . . . Introduce her to your wife :p

  12. Difference between wife & saali

    13. What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duy, Saali is passion, Wife is tension, Saali is patakha, Wife is sayapa, Saali is cool, Wife is fool, Saali is tuty-fruity, Wife is qismat futi, Saali is fresh cake, Wife is earth quake...:p

  13. We will buy new wedding wring

    14. Girlfriend:Its 2 tight Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly, Girlfriend:Push it in, Boyfriend:Ah..I cant, Girlfriend:Its painful, Boyfriend:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!

  14. What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

    15. What's the diff between Dava & Daru? Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

  15. Everybody makes mistakes in this world

    16. In this world everybody makes mistakes... But Only girlfriend, wife n boss have the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them n reminding them

  16. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

    17. Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

  17. Any boyfriend before marriage

    18. Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦.

  18. By wife ....

    19. Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

  19. Wife said I'm dying

    20. Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

  20. I am using your wife

    21. A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]

  21. Want to win or to be happy?

    22. A Husband & Wife Were Arguing Over Some Issue. After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: "Tell Me Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To Be Happy . . ? Argument Ended

  22. Wife:What is 10 years with me?

    23. Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

  23. Wife treats husband

    24. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  24. itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

    25. Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

  25. 2 Wise advices for married peoples

    26. Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples Never laugh at your wife's choices... (You are on of them...) Never be Prouf of Your Choices... (Your Wife is one of them...)

  26. Husband aur wife in hotel

    27. Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

  27. Difference between Friend & Wife

    28. Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

  28. Husband was seriously ill

    29. Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife […]

  29. New APP for Husbands in iphone 7

    30. After massive demand from all husbands... A new app called,"Fear" is launched in IPHONE 7 You just say ,"Wife" and it immediately closes all websites, hides all chats, shuts down all games, hide all special folders and deletes chat history! and best above all, it puts your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.

  30. Wife came home with a goat.

    31. Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?" Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!" Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

  31. Lion bounced on wife

    32. In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

  32. Don't copy if u can't paste! :p

    33. A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he […]

  33. A child after 3 month of marriage

    34. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]