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To ye unka personal problem hay
Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko
Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai
Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai
Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k liye razi nahi hay
aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappa ka bhai acha nahin lagta
To ye unka personal problem hay,
Aap kion apna dimagh kharab ker rahe ho
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