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1. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

2. Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha hai

Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha hai, Yeh faslay aur bhi barh jayain tou acha hai, Tumhari chahatain hum ko nahin hasil, To ab ghair hi bun jayain tou acha hai, Hamari to umer guzri hai teri chahat main, Tu is aag main na jalay to acha hai, Barsoon se thi Dua k tu […]

3. ACHA LAGTA HAI

Hu to khafa us se, Per jane phir bhi kyo, Na chah kr bhi usko chahna acha lagta hai, Haqeeqat se hu door, Ye mujh ko hai pata, Per jan k anjan rehna acha lagta hai, Qaayil nahi main rone ka phir bhi kabhi kabhi, Tanhai main rona acha lagta hai€¦€¦

4. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

5. Acha wohe raha jo in ko nibha gaya

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama gaya.. Sehra main goya jasay hoo selaab aagya.. Ankhoon na meri ansoo say ashna thii.. Askhoo ka aaj tu hoon darya bhaa gaya... Main us ko bewafa kahoon mumqin nahi dost.. Her jand zakham dil pay wo meray laga gaya.. Jinay ki baat or hay marnay ki baat […]

6. Circuit:Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

Circuit swears an unbreakable commitment to Gandhian honesty — which lasts until a woman's father shows up looking for him at the door. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya […]

7. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

A child overhears dad say all the 'fireworks' are in the girls hostel — and repeats it innocently while shopping for Diwali crackers. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

8. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

9. 1 Police officer bachey se

Police asks a child if his father is in Al-Qaeda; the kid says he doesn't know about dad but he himself is on Noorani Qaida (a children's reading primer). 1 Police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . "Noorani […]

10. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

A mother cycles through every food she can think of and the child refuses all of them. Final verdict: you take after your father, you're getting a slap. Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR […]

11. Child 2 dentist doctor

A child asks the dentist if teeth can be removed without pain, the dentist says no — then the child demonstrates with a smile. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he […]

12. Kuch khone ko pyar kehte hain

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

13. Actors ka paisa haram hota hai

A cleric collects mosque donations from a film actor whose money is 'haram' — says they'll build the bathroom with it. 1 molvi film actor k pas masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.. Actor:ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa haram hai Molvi:G, ap k paiso se ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

14. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

A quiet Urdu couplet reminding us that love isn't only about gaining — sometimes losing someone is its own form of devotion. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

15. Old man, child and the door bell

Old man walking on the street, sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell. Old man goes to the door, rings the bell & says: what else? Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

16. Bhari mehfil

Alone in a crowded room, thinking only of one person — searching for them in flowers, in everything. Bhari mehfil mein tanha rehna acha lagta hai Tere barey mein sochte rehna acha lagta hai Kabhi pholon mein, kabhi kaliyon mein Tujh ko hi dhoondhte rehna acha lagta hai Meri zindgi ki khushiyan tumhi se hain […]

17. Dosti dostee hay

A sincere Roman Urdu message cutting through all the comparisons to say something simple: friendship is friendship, and that is enough. Kuch log Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log kehte hain dosti zindagi hai. hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai.. jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai....

18. Aakhri Khuwahish

Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81, 5 carore rupay, Apki beti se shadi, Usa ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

19. Aaho kon log bolty hain?

A man confidently explains which kind of people say 'aaho' — then immediately proves his own point without noticing. 1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn??? 2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!! 1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ??? 2nd man : […]

20. Jo palpal chalti rahe

Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai, jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai, jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai, jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte hai

21. Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

22. Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

Claims you know nothing of sorrow or heartbreak — because you've always licked envelopes shut rather than sealing them with tears. Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai, Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain, Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai, Tum nay to hamesha . . . thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) […]

23. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain

Warm Hindi Holi SMS sent a day early by someone who claims a place in the reader's heart and refuses to be beaten to the wish. Aap hamare dil me rehte hain, Isliye hum apki itni kadar krte hain. Koi hmse phle apko wish na kar de Isliye 1 din phle he wish kar rahe […]

24. Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

A child sent to borrow sugar from a neighbor relays mom's message word for word — including the parts mom didn't mean to send. Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

25. Happy Ramadan ul mubarak

hum ap k dil main rehte hain, Is liye her dard sehte hain, Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko, Is liye sub se pehlay "Happy Ramadan ul mubarak" kehte hain

26. Why enters in bathroom

A servant barges into the bathroom on his master and offers an explanation that makes the situation considerably more awkward. Sahab: Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye, kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon? Mulazim: Hazur galti ho gai, main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)

27. Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai

A police-stop relationship riddle: a boy tells officers that one person's uncle calls the other's uncle "uncle" — figure out what they are to each other. Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay, k police unhain rook laiti hay and larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ? Larka jawab daita […]

28. Jan ke anjan

Roman Urdu poem about playing innocent in love, enjoying repeated declarations of feeling while pretending not to understand. Jan ke anjan ban'na acha lagta hy Us ko apny liy parishan karna acha lagta hy Wo karty rhy piyar ka iqrar bar bar Mujh ko Nadan ban kar sun'na acha lagta hy!!

29. Hadson ki waja say bachay

A road-safety observation: accidents happen in the front seat because of children, and children happen in the back seat because of closeness. Avoid cars entirely. Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid […]

30. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

A suicide bomber's device fails; he wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse where his promised houris are. Khudkash bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya lekin dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya. Jab hospital me hosh aya or Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi horain kahan hain ?

31. Shaitan ki kamzori

Roman Urdu story of Shaytan telling the Prophet the six Muslim habits — from giving salam to starting with Bismillah — that he cannot overcome. 1 din Rasool (S.A.W) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat mai dekha or wja pochi, Usny kaha Ae RASOOL E KHUDA Ap (s.a.w) ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon, […]

32. Happy New Year Wishes for Kids, Son & Daughter

Messages for parents, grandparents, uncles and aunts to send their children this New Year, whether the kids are small or already grown up and living away. Happy New Year wishes for kids Remember how we would cry and hideafter making mistakes as children?Today I still run and cry to youwhen I make mistakes.I cannot imagine […]

33. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?