Aakhri Khuwahish

Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

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  1. Koi khuwahish nahi is deewanay ki

    2. Hasrat hai sirf unhe pane ki, aur koi khwahish nahi is deewane ki, shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se hai, kya zarurat thi unhe itna haseen banane ki€¦.

  2. Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi

    3. Na jane konsi baat aakhri hogi, na jane konsi raat aakhri hogi, karni hai to karle jee bhar ke baatein, na jane hamari konsi saanse aakhri hogi.

  3. Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay

    4. Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay, Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay, Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga, Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

  4. Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,

    5. Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

  5. Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,

    6. Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai, Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai. Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua, Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Karna Hai.

  6. Whom do u like more mama or papa

    7. Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]

  7. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

    8. Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

  8. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

    9. Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga, Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga, Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna, Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga.. Good Luck & All the best

  9. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga

    10. Bhoolna tumhain na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhain woh nadaan hoga. Aap to basti ho rooh mein hamari, Aap humain na bhulain ye apka ehsan hoga.

  10. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,

    11. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

  11. Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

    12. Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko EID MUBARAK

  12. Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen

    13. Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga, ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.. Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen, jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga...

  13. Aik Pagal dusry se

    14. Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai" Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat. Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

  14. Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga

    15. Har Inkaar Tere Ikraar Se Aacha Hoga Mera Har Din Teri Us Raat Se Aacha Hoga Na Ho Yaqeen To Jhaak Lena Apni Doli Se Mera Janaza Teri Baarat Se Aacha Hoga

  15. Kabhi unki palkon se humara Intzaar hoga

    16. Kabhi unki palkon se humara Intzaar hoga, Dil ke kissi kone mein humare liye Pyaar hoga, Guzar rahi hai Raat unke Intzaar mein, Kabhi unko humara bhi Intzaar hoga.

  16. Phr milna hua to milenge khwabo me

    17. Salon bad najane kia sama hoga, Hm sb doston me se najane kon kha hoga, Phr milna hua to milenge khuwabo me Jese sukhe gulab milte hain kitabon me!

  17. Wo sunta to main kehta

    18. Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. […]

  18. New meaning of SMS

    19. New meaning of SMS SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi They both have same initials. SM=Sania Mirza SM=Shoaib Malik

  19. Us ki yaadon main

    20. Us ki yaadon main, Us ki baaton main, Kahin mera aqs bhi jhilmilata hoga, Lakh masroof hoga, Apnay kamoon main, Phir bhi hamain soch ker kabhi to muskurata ho ga.

  20. Golden words

    21. Golden words kabhi “zindagee‚ me kisi k “pyar‚ mai mat “rona‚ Q k wo tumhare “ansuon‚ k “qabil‚ nahe hoga or “wo‚ jo is “qabil‚ hoga, wo tumhe kabhi “rone‚ nahi dega.

  21. jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

    22. barso baad na jaane kaun kaha hoga, hum dono me se na jaane kaun kaha hoga, phir milna hua to milenge khwabo me, jaise sukhe gulab milte hain kitabo me

  22. A Ghazal by Husband

    23. Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, Wahi […]

  23. Father 2 his son

    24. Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time, dont call me Papa After some days....... father: how is your result? Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

  24. Mujhey ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay ki

    25. Kafan na dalo mere chehre pay, Mujhe aadat hay muskurane ki. Na dafnao meri laash ko, Mujhe ab bhi umeed hay uskay aanay Ki.

  25. A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS

    26. Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. […]

  26. Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do

    27. Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai, Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai, Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do‚¦ Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.

  27. Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai

    28. Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata bohut Hai, Na milne Ki qasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne, Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai, Ye Aankhein Aur Kiya Dekhein Kisi Ko, Inn Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut […]

  28. A child after 3 month of marriage

    29. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  29. Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

    30. 2020 is coming Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine's day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother, father Dadi, dada Nana, nani Children's day Happy b'day 365 good mornings After noons, evenings' & nights Roz roz ka drama nahi Hota mujh se Ab pura saal mat […]

  30. pyar ki kismat

    31. pyar ki kismat koi na jane, mar mitne ko taiyar hai diwane, duniya dekhe tamasha aur kahe, jal gaye pyar mae parwane.

  31. Tu He Mil Jaye

    32. Tu he mil jaye mujhe ye he kaafi hai, Meri har saans ne ye hi dua maangi hai, Jaany kyon Dil khincha jata hai Teri taraf, Kya tu ne bhi mujhe paany ki DUA maangi hai?

  32. Sun liya hum ne

    33. Sun liya hum ne faisla tera Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey Zehan chup chaap ankh khaali Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey

  33. Iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna

    34. Tumhe zid hy k iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna Meri taqdeer mein rang-e-HinA tum ne nahi bharna Tumhe manzoor he shayad mera ghut ghut k he marna Tumhare faisaly per ab,sar-e-tasleem kham hoga Main apny hont see loon ga Yu he bekaif gee loon ga Tumhare hijer ki tasveer ko dil main saja loon ga […]