Aik Pagal dusry se

Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

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  1. kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta hai

    2. Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he, kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta […]

  2. Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi

    3. Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi, Jab chand sitare chamak rahe hon, Jab yadon k phool mehek rahe hon, Jab deed ko nain taras rahe hon, jab ankhon se ansu baras rahe hon, Meri pagal mohabbat tumhein yaad aye gi Jab tanhai se dil ghabrae ga, Jub tumhein akela pan sataye ga, Jab koi […]

  3. Raqebano waiel ogora pagal ta

    4. Pa salgo salgo che ralam sta mehfal ta, Raqebano waiel ogora pagal ta, Taa che okatal pa sro stargo ghusa ke, qasam de hala me nazar sho grewan khpal ta.

  4. Hum to pagal hain

    5. Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

  5. Chehray ki khushbu

    6. Kisi k Chehry ki Khushbu ne kar diya pagal Phir us k baad sama ka sama hua pagal jo un se main ne kaha Zindagi bana lo Mujhe To us ne Dheere se ik Lafz Keh diya pagal

  6. Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila

    7. Nazar Main Zakhm-e-Tabbasum Chupa Chupa k mila Khafa To Tha Wo Magar Mujhse Muskura k Mila Wo Humsafar K Mere Tanz Pe Hansta Tha Bohat Sitam Zareef Muje Aaina Dikha Ke Mila Mere Mizaj pe Hairan Hai Zindagi Ka Shaoor Main Apni Moat Ko Aksar Gale Laga K Mila Main Us Se Mangta Kia Khoon […]

  7. Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi

    8. Thukra k usne mujhko kaha muskura do, Main hans dia akhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.. Main ne khoya wo jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya woh jo sirf usi ka tha.....!

  8. Ankho mai dekha dil mee utar ke nahi dekha,

    9. Ankho mai dekha dil mee utar ke nahi dekha, Kasti ke logo ne samundar ko na dekha. Patthar Mujhe kahta hai mera chaane wala, Mai moom hoo usne mujhe chu ke nahi dekha.

  9. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta

    10. jane kiun woh sansoo ki dor totne nahi deta bas qadam aur chalne kawasta dekar mujhe rokne nahi deta bat kehta hai woh mujh se hans hans kar je lene ki ajeeb shakhs hai mujh ko chain se rone nahi deta ajj hosla deta hai mujhe chand sitaron ko cho lene ka woh piar se […]

  10. Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha

    11. Thukra ke usne mujhko,kaha ki muskuraao! Main hass diya kiyo ki ,sawal uski khushi ka tha. Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi, Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha..

  11. Aakhri Khuwahish

    12. Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81, 5 carore rupay, Apki beti se shadi, Usa ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

  12. Wo sunta to main kehta

    13. Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. […]

  13. A Ghazal by Husband

    14. Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai, Wahi […]

  14. Latifa kisey kehtey hain

    15. Aik pagal dosre pagal se: Latifa kisey kehtey hain Dosra pagal: Latif ki B.V ko

  15. Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya

    16. Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi aayi woh bhi mere khuwab main ana bhool gaya, bahaar ne jub se aana chore diya mousam bhi apna phool khilana bhool gaya, chalte chalte main usko gher lay aayi woh bhi muj se apna […]

  16. Iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna

    17. Tumhe zid hy k iqrar-e-wafa tum ne nahi karna Meri taqdeer mein rang-e-HinA tum ne nahi bharna Tumhe manzoor he shayad mera ghut ghut k he marna Tumhare faisaly per ab,sar-e-tasleem kham hoga Main apny hont see loon ga Yu he bekaif gee loon ga Tumhare hijer ki tasveer ko dil main saja loon ga […]

  17. Tumhara chand sa chehra..

    18. Fizaoo main rang bharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe bechain karta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Usi ehsaas ka nasha liye phirta hoon duniya main akela... Meri khatir sanwerta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Mujhe ye chandni raatein buhut bekaaif lagti hain... Jab meri aankhoun main ubharta hai tumhara chand sa chehra... Koi chehra […]

  18. Aisi apni wife ho

    19. Aisi apni wife ho aisi apni wife ho 5.5 jiski hight ho jeans jiski tight ho chehra jiska bright ho waight main thori light ho umer main diffrence slight ho thori se woh quite ho to mamorable her ek night ho aisi apni wife ho sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey bheer main sub […]

  19. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

    20. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee, mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee , tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee, tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee, tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee. mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe […]

  20. Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL

    21. Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko, Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko, Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL, To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

  21. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... mazak kia tha

    22. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... thoda nahi bay shumar kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gayi. Jab usne kaha... Aray mein‚ nay‚ to sirf mazak kiya tha

  22. Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi

    23. Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi, Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi, Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi, Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi.........

  23. Juda honay se darta hoon

    24. Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon , Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon .. Meri unggli pakar laina mujhe tanha nahi karna, Ye dunya aik maila hai tumhain khonay se darta hoon... Jo hansti ho tu kyun palkoon k goshay bheeg jatay hain , Tumhain maloom […]

  24. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte

    25. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte, dil me apki jaga dikha nahi sakte Kuch rishtay anmol hote hain Kitne, ye hum apko samjha nahi Sakte.

  25. Mujhe tanha honay nahi detay

    26. Kitnay gharoor mai hai Wo mujhe tanha chor k "saqi" unhein maloom nahi meray Aansu mujhe tanha honay nahi detay

  26. Pyar chupta nahi chupanay say

    27. Laakh miltay hain hum bahanay say Pyar chupta nahi chupanay say Ummar guzari hay dar-badar apni Hum hillay thay zara thikanay say Aik jadu sa kar gaye mujh par Kuch makaan thay puranay say Baat karta raha main us say magar Baat banti nahi bana'nay say Ho jo mumkin to yeh bhi kar dekho Tum […]

  27. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

    28. Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

  28. Teacher & bachay

    29. Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

  29. Wastay nahi chaltay

    30. Sochnay samajhnay say, sath sath chalnay say, doriyan simat ti hain, faslay nahi chaltay, khawab khawab ankhon main, ratjagay nahi chaltay, darguzar k halqay main, maslay nahi chaltay, dosti k raston ki, parwarish zarori hai, dosti k rastay main, khafgiyan nahi chalti, do dilon ki qurbat main, Teesra nahi hota, wastay nahi chaltay.

  30. Zindagi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki

    31. Zindagi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki, Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai. Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke, Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.

  31. Neend Nahi aati

    32. Rahte hain unke khayalon me, ab neend mujhe aati nahi, hanste hai ab jab bhi hum, bas yaad unhi ki aati hai, wo uski meethi muskan, humara dil dhadkati hai, jagte sote har pal hi, unki yaad hume tadpati hai, bas ek jhalak unki paakar, hum khush ho jaaya karte hain, jab bhi wo aate […]

  32. Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni

    33. Geeley kaghaz ki tarhaan hai zindagi apni Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi Is qadar akele ho gai hain aaj kal Koi satata bhi nahi or koi manata bhi nahi

  33. Meri saadgi mera jurm hay

    34. Yahan chahton ka sila nahi, yahan dosti ka maza nahi, yahan janay kesi hawa chali, Rahi dostoon main wafa nahi, yahan jal gaya mera aashiana, Abhi badlon ko pata nahi, Teray dar pe dastak de sakon, ye haq to tum ne dia nahi, Main raahi hon raah-e-umeed ka, Mujhay manzilon ka pata nahi, Be bas […]