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A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
Dedicated to STEVE JOBS
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple.
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple.
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple.
L for lena padhega tumko apple.
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple.
N for naa nahi kehtey kyun key yeh hai apple.
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple.
P for pet bhar Ke khaao apple.
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple.
R for roz khaao tum apple.
S for sehetmand rahoge agar khaaogey tum apple.
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple.
U for udhaar ke nahi hai yeh apple.
V for very tasty hai yeh apple.
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple.
X for X'mas mein bhi khane padenge apple.
Y for yoon na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple..........Â..
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- Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai
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- Khaali jaam liye baithe ho
- Khamosh Fiza Thi...
- Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya....
- Kisi ke naam se pahle
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- is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!
- Haul on Halloween night
- Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum.
- Ae zindagi tujh say ab na main kar paungaa wafaa
- A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension = heart attack Heart attack = death See what all problems an apple can make:p
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Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo, Dilse pyaar k saare jazbaat le lo, Nahi chhodenge tufaan mein bhi akele tumhe, Is dost ki dosti ka chahey imtehaan le lo.!
Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulajh jaya karo, Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo, Milnay ka waqt maat nikalo par, Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.
Udaas Dil Ki Veeraniyon Mein Bikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare, Yeh Meri Basti Se Kon Guzra Nikhar Gaye Hain Ghulab Saare, Woh Door Ho To Haqeeqaton Par Saraab Ka Ek Gumaan Sa Ho, Woh Pass Ho To Gumaan Ho Ke Haqeeqatein Hain Saraab Saare, Na Jane Kitni Shikayatein Hain Na Jane Kitne Gile Hain Dil […]
Ab koi harf-e-dua kam nahi ay ga, Ab wo mehtab sar-e-bam nahi ay ga, Ab dhalay ga na kabi hijr ka jalta suraj, Ab kabi wasl ka hangama nahi ay ga, Ja k us kochay mein hum u hi palat ay gay, Waqt-e-rukhsat koi 2 gham nahi ay ga, Uski galyon mein hamay koi nahi […]
Jo rahte hai dil mein, vo juda nahi hote, kuch ahsas lafzo mein bayan nahi hote, ek hasrat hai unhe manane ki, vo itney achay hain ki kabhi khafa nahi hote.
Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....
Ek bhegi hui si raat mile us raat me tera hath mile tere lab se tapken jo bonden unhe mere labon ka sath mile kuch tum bi behke behke se kuch mujh pe nasha sa tari ho har pal me chaye madhoshi Ek aisi raat hamari ho phir tum aao meri bahon me main pyar […]
Tum Dil Se Yun Pukara Na Karo, Humko Yun Ishara Na Karo, Dur Hai Tumse Ye Majburi Hai Hamari, Tum Tanhaiyon Mein Yu Rulaya Na Karo.
Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain, Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain, Kabhi zaat mein gum ho jatey hain, Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatey hain, Kabhi geet labon par atey hain, Kabhi sab ka dil behlatey hain, Kabhi khud tanha ho jate hain, Kabhi shab […]
Sitam Karo Na Karo Hum Gila Nahi Karte, Veerano Me Kabhi Phool Khila Nahi Karte, Magar Itna Yaad Rakhna , Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte
Aansu ko palko tak laya mat karo, Dil ki baat kisi ko bataya mat karo, Log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai, apne zakham unhe dikhaya mat karo.
Koi achi si SAZA do mujhko! Chalo aisa karo BHULLA do mujhko! Apne DIL me basi TASVIR meri! Aisa karo JALA do usko! Meri WAFA pe agar SHAK hai tumko Tu phir NAZAR se gira do mujh ko Muddat hogai hai tere HIJR me jagte howe! Apni sanso ki HARARAT se sula do mujhko Kuch […]
Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gai sochha hi na tha Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, […]
Dil mein ab Dard-e-Mohabbat ke siva kuch nahi, Zindagi mein ab teri Ibadat ke siva kuch nahi, Mein Tohfe mein tujhe kya pesh karu, Mere daman mein kaanton ke siva kuch nahi.
If u never tasted a bad apple. You would never appreciate a good apple. Because, You have to experience life to understand life.. :-)
Door na jaaya karo dil tarap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumsey Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai?
Jo rehtay hain sada dil mein unhain dhoonda nahi kertay Jo ruch jain rag o pay mein unhain socha nahi kertay Baharon kay ghanay saye mein tulkhi bhi, chubhan bhi hai Bamon ki dhoop ka tum say mager shikva nahi kertay Nahi aatay kabhi bhi laot ker guzray huay maosam Barastay badlon ki aas mein […]
Yehi Wafaa ka silaah hai, to koi baat nahi Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, to koi baat nahi Yehi bohot hai ke tum dekhte ho sahil se Safeena doob raha hai, to koi baat nahi Rakha tha aashiyana-e-dil main chhupa ke tumko Woh ghar tumne chor diya hai to koi baat nahi Tum hi […]
Tum mujhe bhool bhi jao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Mere dil ki mere jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia […]
Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo, Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo, Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan, Jin yaadon se dil […]
Khamosh fiza thi kahin SAYA bhi nahi tha... Es shehar mein HUMSA koi aaya bhi nahi tha... Kis jurm mein CHEENI gai HUM se hansi... Hum ne to kisi ka DIL dukhaya bhi nahi tha... (KIRAN ASGHAR)
Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya... us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya.... lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan... chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya... aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi... or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya... […]
Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke naam se pahle dilon ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle yahi taare tumhaari aankh ki chilman mein rehte the yahi sooraj nikalta thaa tumhare baam se pahle hui hai […]
Alwida keh kar usey takta raha mein der tak, Aatish-e-khamosh me jalta raha mein der tak, Shehr ki veeraan galyoon me akela raat bhar, Ik musaafir ki tarha phirta raha mein der tak, Aasmaan par ek adhoora chand or bikhrey taarey, Intezaar-e-subhu me ginta raha mein der tak, Sochta hon kis liye bujhta chala jata […]
Hasi ke raste pe chala karo, khushiyo ki mahak liya karo, pyar se dilon ko chuha karo, jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. ~Steve Almond
Itni dosti naa karo k bigar jayain hum. thora danta bhi karo k sudhar jayain hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jayain hum.
Ae zindagi tujh say ab na main kar paungaa wafaa, Ab apnay bandhanon say mujhay tu azaad kar day, Galti say kuchh phool meray daaman mein aa giray thay, Wapas tu lay lay inko aur iss mein kantay tu bhar day,
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana