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1. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay […]

2. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

3. Enters your life for 2 reasons

Somebody whom you love enters your life just for two reasons 1-Either for loving you forever or 2-To teach you not to love again ever

4. Learn obedience first

Always learn to be a servant; and then you will be fit to be a master.

5. Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho

A poetic build-up about loneliness — no one near, invisible to all — then reveals you must just be in the bathroom. Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, […]

6. Go and water the plants

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant its already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

7. Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?

A maid consoles her mistress over the husband's alleged affair — then accidentally reveals she has personal reasons to disagree he'd cheat. naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain? malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k tumharay sahab ka kisi larki say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main naukrani: naheeeeeeen . . . . . . sahab […]

8. Many a man in love with a

A wry observation: it's easy to fall for one small detail, and considerably harder to realize you've signed up for the whole person. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

9. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....

A Sardar kid reports a magic trick — bathroom light turns on by itself when he opens the fridge door. Mom immediately knows what happened. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya..... Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree. Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

10. Aaj naha lo, please

Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...

11. Actors ka paisa haram hota hai

A cleric collects mosque donations from a film actor whose money is 'haram' — says they'll build the bathroom with it. 1 molvi film actor k pas masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.. Actor:ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa haram hai Molvi:G, ap k paiso se ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

12. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key. 1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas […]

13. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

An uncle offers a child five rupees for a good lie. The child claims the uncle just promised ten — and collects immediately. Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi […]

14. Exams are like Girl friends

A funny exam comparison: too many questions, hard to understand, more explanation needed — just like a girlfriend. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

15. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

A doctor writes a verse about the awkward reality of working at the same hospital as his wife — he's required to call her 'Sister.' Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

16. News reporter & pathan

A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally. News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray? Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par […]

17. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

A rundown of how much the sender likes you, using increasingly undignified comparisons that start with owls and end considerably worse. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna.... ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

18. Super Lines for Wishing New Year

Happiness Makes You Smile, Trials Makes You Stronger, Success Gets You Going But My Wishes Makes Your New Year Superb.

19. I hope my simple SMS makes U smile!

A simple message with one hope — that it lands with a smile. Sometimes that's all you need to send. Simple Bye makes us cry, Simple joke makes us Laugh, Simple care makes us fall in Luv, Simple Touch makes us feel better, But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

20. Teacher, student and kiss

A kindergarten teacher offers a kiss as a reward for counting to ten — and the student wants to renegotiate the terms. Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se, 1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi... BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

21. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?

A witty Punjabi-flavored morning SMS confessing to God that intelligence was being handed out elsewhere when the sender arrived. Sawairay jaldi uth k, naha k saf kapray pa k, allah agay sajday pa k, akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho…. Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa? “Good Morning”

22. Doing the best in the situation

Being The Best Doesn't Always Mean 'Being On Top', It Means Doing The 'Best' You Can In The Situation You are 'In' ~Author Unknown

23. Do not seek...

Do Not Seek The " Because " In Love There Is No " Because " No " Reason " No "Explanation " No " Solution "

24. Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?

A setup question about the first thing to do after using the bathroom — with an answer that's common sense once it lands. Peshab karna k bad sab sa pahla kam kya karna chaheya? . . . . jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo ya b nae pata

25. Worth an explanation

If You Leave Someone At Least Tell Them WHY Because What's More Painful Than Being Abandoned Is Knowing You Are Not Worth An Explanation .... !!!

26. The full form of PAINS !

Whenever you get pain in your life Just think about the full form of PAINS ! Positive Attitude In Negative Situation

27. Have a horrible day without water

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...

28. Cover your answer sheet

The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

29. Weakest part of relation

''The weakest part of a relation comes when one of the person has to give explanation to prove the trust''..! Says Jim Collinwood

30. LOVE

Three words that need no explanation, no context, and no embellishment — just the simplest declaration there is. I LOVE YOU

31. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

32. Essay on my best friend

A student substitutes 'father' for 'best friend' throughout his essay with results that read considerably worse than he planned. Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho […]

33. Da Imdad kor Rata lag Kray Pa Naha.

Hara Bala Che da Asmana Razi, Agar k v Hagha da Bal pa Braha. Zmake Ta Wrande Rasedona wayi, Da Imdad kor Rata lag Kray Pa Naha.