Go and water the plants

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

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    2. Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

  2. Don't drink unboiled water

    3. Attention plz...! Don't drink unboiled water.. Because.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Fish live in water without pampers.. Seriously..!

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  4. Truth is like oil in water

    5. Truth Is Always Like Oil In Water; No Matter How Much Of Water You Add, It Always Floats On Top..!"

  5. Have a horrible day without water

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  6. My love for you is like water

    7. My love for you is like water, Falling countless The beating of my heart, For you is so heavy and soundless, The feeling of being in your arm is so Precious and endless.

  7. Sugar melts in water,

    8. Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, So please don't walk in rain, otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

  8. Taste of water & love of a person

    9. "The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we are thirsty..!" Same way, "The Love of a Persons will be known when we are Alone"

  9. Sugar melts in water

    10. Science has proved that sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in the rain, otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

  10. Good Relations are just like "Water"

    11. Good Relations are just like "Water" No Colour , No Shape, No Smell, NO Taste. But Still Very Very "Important" For Life.

  11. Drop of water falls in lake

    12. If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. so choose the best place where you would shine..

  12. FRIENDSHIP is just like water

    13. FRIENDSHIP is just like "H2O" No Colour No Shape No Place No Size No Money No Rich No Poor But still essential for living & forever..

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    15. Always learn to be a servant; and then you will be fit to be a master.

  15. U r in my heart

    16. Fish said to water : you wont see my tears, because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. That's FRIENSHIP

  16. Is that a sun or moon

    17. A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..

  17. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    18. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  18. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

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  20. Dolphin tears and waters

    21. Dolphin said To Water: U Can't See My Tears Bcoz I Am in The Water. Water Reply: But I Can Feel Ur Tears Bcoz U R in My Heart. That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.

  21. Taxi driver to sardar

    22. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  22. Sardar going to shikaar

    23. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  23. Sun or Moon

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  24. A child after 3 month of marriage

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  26. Non-vegetarian statement

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  27. How can you make seven even?

    28. Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the S!!

  28. Interviewee; What is your date of birth?

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  29. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

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  30. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

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  31. Sardar made a call to the airport

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