Sardar SMS / Text Messages

This category offers sardar sms jokes, sardar sms, sardar jokes, hindi sardar jokes, funny sardar jokes etc.

Please note that these jokes are not here to make a bad image about Sardar community.

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Tring Tring Tring.

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Sardar Joined a new job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

ATM Jammed because of ...

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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.
Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Nurse, Sardar and blood test

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Differentiate wife and mother

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

Sardar shopping early

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that's not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p

Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA