Singh in every sardar¢â‚¬â¢s name

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1. What is the full form of singh

What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.

2. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]

3. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

Very funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS about a goat smacking a goat, who responds with a Bollywood punchline: Singh is King. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha : : SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

4. What a shot you made - santa singh

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!‚

5. Salute Bhagat Singh on Republic Day

We Salute the Brave Souls of India Bhagat Singh Mahatma Gandhi Sarojini Naidu and Rabindranath Tagore on This Republic Day

6. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

Three sardars can't split a bed fairly; one sleeps on the floor; the other immediately invites him back up now there's room. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper […]

7. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

Sardar tears off a fly's wings and tells it to fly; when it doesn't, he concludes flies without wings simply can't hear. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

8. 2 sardar sit in a coffee shop

Two Sardars at a coffee shop debate drinking speed until the menu prices reveal there's a perfectly logical reason not to rush. 2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop 1st: "jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi" 2nd: "Tu kia? 1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs. […]

9. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

10. Sardar 2 doctor

A Sardar tells his doctor he can't see people when talking — and the symptom turns out to describe a feature common to every phone call. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

11. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

A Sardar finds a lion in his bathroom and calmly tells it to go ahead, for reasons that become clear immediately after. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay […]

12. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

A Sardar joke where a man studies his marriage certificate for a full hour, unable to locate the one piece of information he's looking for. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil […]

13. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar orders pizza cut in four, not eight — because he can not eat eight pieces. A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye […]

14. Sardar falling in love!

Sardar tells his girlfriend 'I love you' and falls to the floor — literally demonstrating what falling in love means. Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girlfriend:What is this? Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

15. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Wife reports husband missing for a week after going to buy potatoes; the sardar inspector tells her to just cook something else. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

16. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Sardar hit by a truck is still shaking; explains why: the truck had 'Phir Milenge' (See You Again) written on the back. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge"

17. Mujhe sardar bana do

Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

18. Shayari by sardar ji

Sardar attempts poetry and ends up with two observations that, taken together, confirm he was in the wrong place both times he looked. Shayari by Sardar ji: Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi […]

19. EK sardar ki faryad

A Sardar delivers an anguished plea for someone to leave him in peace — and the final line reveals the target of his frustration is a mosquito. Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, […]

20. 3 sardar after exam

A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

21. Sardar want to apply!

A Sardar spots a police station's Wanted poster for serious crimes and goes inside to ask about applying for the listed position. 1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .." Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job […]

22. Sardar went to theatre

A Sardar reports seeing people actually being cut at the theater — until he names which theater he visited. Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: "Operation Theatre"

23. Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

A Sardar insomnia exchange where the prescribed cure for not being able to sleep is simply to decide to sleep instead of waiting. 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

24. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!

A Sardar umbrella joke where the hole in the canopy is not a fault to be repaired but a deliberate weather-detection mechanism. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

25. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

26. Sardar drinking asli 7up

A Sardar consumer-complaint about 7up, verified through a very personal and very literal counting method involving his own body's responses. Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay :p

27. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

28. Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

A Sardar joke where a request to see India's national flag prompts an entirely reasonable follow-up question about available color options. Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya. Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

29. Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise. Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.." Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

30. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

31. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

A Sardar heat joke where the solution to feeling uncomfortably warm while sitting beside an air conditioner is to consider turning it on. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

32. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

33. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

A Sardar fare-negotiation joke where he wins the price argument by agreeing to take on the rickshaw driver's job himself. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..