EK sardar ki faryad

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar delivers an anguished plea for someone to leave him in peace — and the final line reveals the target of his frustration is a mosquito.

Please mujhe samajhne ki
KOshish Karo

Muje mat tang kro,
Muje akela chordo,
Muje tumse koi taluq
nai raKhna,

Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha,

Soonay do mujhko mat aao yahan

EK sardar ne macher se faryad ki

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