Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Riksha wala: 50..
Sardar: 20 lelo..
Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega??
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..

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    2. Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

  2. Taxi driver to sardar

    3. Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

  3. kitne nadaan thy toufan ko kinara samjha

    4. kitne nadaan thy toufan ko kinara samjha kitne bejan saharon ko sahara samjha, kitnay anjaan thy wo log jo sahil pe thy, hamain doobta dekha or nazara samjha

  4. Tumhare rooth jaane ke baad.

    5. Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad, Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad, Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar, Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye, Tumhare rooth jaane ke baad.

  5. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai

    6. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai, Khushi jise mile wohi Rota hai, Umar bhar saath nibha na sake jo, Jaane kyun Pyaar ussi se hota hai.

  6. Hum bhi kitne nadan hain

    7. Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

  7. Naa jaane Ashq se Aankhon

    8. Naa jaane Ashq se Aankhon mein kyun hain aaye hue, Guzar gaya hai Zamana tujhe bhulaaye hue.

  8. Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha

    9. Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta. Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

  9. Sardar want to apply!

    10. 1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .." Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: " I Want To Apply For This Job ..."

  10. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana

    11. Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai […]

  11. ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki

    12. jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye, khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye, ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki, afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

  12. Sardar : bathroom main shair tha

    13. 1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha. 2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya? 1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p

  13. 3 sardar after exam

    14. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

  14. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy

    15. 3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy, un tenon ko jaga theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

  15. Sardar 2 doctor

    16. Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta Dr:aisa kub hota hay? Sardar:Phone kartay waqt:p

  16. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    17. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  17. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    18. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

  18. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

    19. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

  19. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

    20. A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

  20. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

    21. A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

  21. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

    22. Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

  22. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha!

    23. Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

  23. Sardar drinking asli 7up

    24. Sardar G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay :p

  24. Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

    25. 1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

  25. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

    26. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha "Phir Milenge"

  26. Sardar going to shikaar

    27. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  27. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    28. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

  28. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

    29. Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

  29. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

    30. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

  30. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    31. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  31. Chemical symbols & sardar

    32. Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

  32. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate

    33. Aik Sardar Apnay Marriage Certificate ko 1 hour say Dekh raha tha. Begam Booli, Tussi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahey Ho? Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon, mil hi nahin rahi :-s

  33. Sardar: india ka flag dikhao...

    34. Sardar to Shopkeeper:- Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya. Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.