Sardar on date with his girlfriend

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced."

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

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