7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Hindi Funny SMS

A teacher walks through easy additions building up to the hardest one — which the student correctly notices has been saved for them.

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

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    2. Tare asman me chamkte hain Badal itni dur hai fir bhi barste hain Hum bhi kitne nadan hain Aap dil me rehte hain or hum apse milne ko tarste hai

  2. kitne nadaan thy toufan ko kinara samjha

    3. kitne nadaan thy toufan ko kinara samjha kitne bejan saharon ko sahara samjha, kitnay anjaan thy wo log jo sahil pe thy, hamain doobta dekha or nazara samjha

  3. Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay

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  4. Height of Good Luck ...!

    5. A classroom fluke where a student accidentally answers a grammar question correctly. Height of Good Luck ...! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . Student: Who? Me? Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

  5. Rahtey hain jo nigaho se door

    6. ye dosti ke rishte bhi kitne ajeeb hote hai... sab apne apne naseeb hote hain.. rahtey hain jo nigaho se door.. wahi dil ke kareeb hote hain

  6. Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

    7. A student's definition of a lecturer that flips the teacher-student relationship. Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER? Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

  7. SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai

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  8. What is my age?

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  9. Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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  10. Teacher And A Student

    11. Behind every successful student there is a Good Teacher But What about Failed student? A BEAUTIFUL TEACHER...!

  11. Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain

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  12. sary jhagre ana key hote hain

    13. Qurb key na wafa key hote hain sary jhagre ana key hote hain Wo humara hai is tarha se faiz jaise bande Khuda key hote hain

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    14. A grammar class turns into an impossible challenge when a student's future tense answer dares anyone to actually stop it happening. Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

  14. My name is Sunlight.

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  15. Which is important, sun or the moon?

    16. A teacher-student riddle where the student's logic is oddly hard to argue with. Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil : The moon. Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the […]

  16. What happened in 1869?

    17. Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

  17. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

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    19. Kaash woh naghmay hamain sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar yun aansu aaye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha, To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

  19. Bohat Asaan Lagta Hay

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  20. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

    21. Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult. Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

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  22. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

    23. Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

  23. AHL-E-Dil Youn Bhe Nibah Lete Hain

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  24. Ladki ko mirgi ka attack

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    26. Nihilistic student SMS: why study? You die anyway, and if you're reborn, you'll start from nursery again. So just enjoy. Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!

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    27. Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum. Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum. juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai, Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

  27. Teacher, student and kiss

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  29. A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

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  30. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena

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  31. Hadson ki waja say bachay

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  32. Namaz ki shaan

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  33. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte

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