Naujawanon come forward.

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

Captain calls nine young men forward; Sardar refuses to move — he was number ten so only nine were called.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

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