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Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
:-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"
- Ham pe sitam karnay ko zamana nikla
- Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash chor di
- Yaad karnay ki aadat nahi hai,
- 70 % Discount if selected in 5 minutes
- It is wrong to sleep with married women.
- Coffee and wine shop difference
- Latest version of java
- You are seeing my wife
- Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
- Angry wife to her husband
- Loves U How Much
- I will give both of them
- Money wrapped in a rubber band?
- A sardar goes to a restaurant
- Open lunch box in the middle of the road
- Dolphin tears and waters
- Dil majboor ho raha hay
- Kissing ur wife in ur home....
- What is a adult joke?
- What is a grownup joke?
- A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
- Todays dinner should be lite
- An essay on cricket match
- A sardarji photographer is focusing
- Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
- us ne mehsoos bhi na honey diya
- Slogan 0n The Toilet Wall
- Excellent road sentence
- Great message at reception of company
- A line on a Husband's T shirt
- Interesting line on girl's T-shirt
- Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding...
- How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
jis ko apna samjha wo hi begana nikla, ham pe sitam karnay ko zamana nikla. zulm karnay ki jis nay intaha kar de, wo apna shinasa purana nikla.
Mohabbat karnay walon ki ab talash karna chor di hum ne log to shayud waqt guzarnay aur dil jalanay k liye miltay hain
Yaad karnay ki aadat nahi hai, Hume bhulaane ki ijazat nahi hai, Mubarak ho tum ko ye aadat tumhari, Hume tum se koi shikayat nahi hai.
A Serious Statement written outside a Women shoe shop . . . . 70% Discount if you select in 5min :P
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE
Interviewer asked sardarji: Which are the 2 latest versions of java? Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto...:D
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess . . . Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, […]
Two things are never defined in whole life, 1 is LOVE: Bcoz u never know who LOVES u how much. 2nd Friend: Bcoz u never know how deeply they care About U.
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardarji to others: Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band? One said, Yes I did Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day, I found the rubberband!
A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Dolphin said To Water: U Can't See My Tears Bcoz I Am in The Water. Water Reply: But I Can Feel Ur Tears Bcoz U R in My Heart. That is feeling of FRIENDSHIP.
dil majboor ho raha hay tum se bat karnay ko, bus zid yeh hay k guftugu ka aghaaz tum karo.
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."
Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
A sardarji's boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? A:Because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light‚
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
us ne mehsoos bhi na honey diya, yun kahani ka rukh moor diya, milney julney main ki kami pehley, phir rafta rafta hamein hi choor dya
Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall ... "Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I'll Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..."
An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!
Great Message written at the reception of a corporate company.. We don't pay you for having "brains" We only reward "you" for using them "intelligently"
A line written on a Husband's T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . . . . . . . OF THEM..:-P
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
Breaking news by Geo : Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam karnay ka elaan... " Sorry, Abhi itna he suna tha K light chali gai .
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.