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Aaj naha lo, please
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Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...
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Tere qareb aa kay bari uljhano main hon, Main dushmanon main hon k tere doston main hon, Badla na mere baad bhi mouzu-e-guftago, Main ja chuka hon phir bhi teri mehfilon main hon, Mujh se bichar k tu bhi to roeyga umer bhar, Yeh soch lay k main bhi teri khuwahishon main hon, Tu hans […]
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Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay, Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay, Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay, Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....
Tanha tha is duniya ki bheer main Socha koi nahin mery taqdeer main Aik din aap ne dosti ka hath barhaya To laga kuch to khas tha hato ki lakeer main
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