Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....

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Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.

Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

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  3. Their daddy becomes the mummy

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  4. Daman bhi chota lagnay lagay

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  5. Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.

    6. Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab hai. Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi, muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.

  6. 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

    7. 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

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  8. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

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  9. Happy New Year Message to Mummy

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  16. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

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  17. Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

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  18. Sardar going to shikaar

    19. Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

  19. Sardar garmi lagay to kia kartay ho?

    20. Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho? Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to? Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon :p

  20. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.

    21. 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayegi tu mar jao gay! Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

  21. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

    22. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

  22. Taxi driver to sardar

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  29. Sardar made a call to the airport

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  30. Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha

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