Their daddy becomes the mummy

Misc SMS Jokes

Q: Why are Egyptians Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.

Related SMS

  1. Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

    2. A child sent to borrow sugar from a neighbor relays mom's message word for word — including the parts mom didn't mean to send. Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

  2. I was sitting on daddy's lap.

    3. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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  4. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....

    5. A Sardar kid reports a magic trick — bathroom light turns on by itself when he opens the fridge door. Mom immediately knows what happened. Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya..... Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree. Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

  5. I miss you daddy

    6. Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart. I miss you Daddy... Happy Father's day!

  6. I miss you Daddy

    7. Thank you for being a great dad to us! Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart. I miss you Daddy... Happy Father’s day!

  7. 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy

    8. 2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case hai. Sardar2: Aaho, truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

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  9. Why wish delay abt death

    10. "When you have to depart fro this world and have to meet death (eventually) then why wish delay (why feel nervous) about death ..." Hazrat Ali [R.A]

  10. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

    11. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]

  11. I will never marry in my life

    12. Banta ask santa: what will you advise your children about marriage? Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

  12. I and U k beech mein

    13. A B C D E F G H I ********** U V W X Y Z confused?? Bolay tou *..I..* aur *..U..* k beech jo bhi aaya Tapka Daala...

  13. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY

    14. SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY.... Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some, O-One Is, R-Really, R-Remembering, Y-You.....Have A wonderful day

  14. SORRY Means

    15. SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means: S->Some, O->One Is, R->Really, R->Remembering Y->You.. Have A wonderful day.

  15. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

    16. A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice. Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.

  16. Happy New Year Wishes for Kids, Son & Daughter

    17. Messages for parents, grandparents, uncles and aunts to send their children this New Year, whether the kids are small or already grown up and living away. Happy New Year wishes for kids Remember how we would cry and hideafter making mistakes as children?Today I still run and cry to youwhen I make mistakes.I cannot imagine […]

  17. Children to have real father.

    18. It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have u dad. HAPPY FATHERS DAY

  18. When u r depressed, confused or hurt

    19. When u feel depressed, confused or hurt. Don't worry stand in front of a mirror, u will find the best one to solve your problem. TRUST YOURSELF.

  19. Kiss is the key of love.

    20. Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

  20. U don;t know sumthing?

    21. U don;t know sumthing? Google it ! U don't know sumone? Facebook it ! You don't find sumthing? . . . . . MUMMY !! :D Sum things, nevr change.. :)

  21. Success formula

    22. Success Formula, B sweet as honey B regular as clock B fresh as rose B soft as tissue B hard as rock & B sure as death

  22. Death is not the biggest fear we have

    23. A Don Miguel Ruiz quote about fear — not of death, but of showing up as yourself. Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive -- the risk to be alive and express what we really are. (Don Miguel Ruiz)

  23. Christmas Wishes for Family: Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister & Kids

    24. Christmas is a family day, and a short message reaches the ones who can't be at the table. Here are wishes for your mom, dad, brother, sister, kids and the whole family. Christmas wishes for the whole family Merry Christmas to my wonderful family. However busy life gets, you are my home. Wishing our whole […]

  24. Hadson ki waja say bachay

    25. A road-safety observation: accidents happen in the front seat because of children, and children happen in the back seat because of closeness. Avoid cars entirely. Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid […]

  25. Where does God live?

    26. A classroom joke where a boy explains where God lives based on his dad's morning routine. Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

  26. Happy New Year Dad: Wishes and Messages for Father

    27. Happy New Year wishes for your dad, papa or abbu: short lines he can read in one glance, messages from a son or daughter, a few funny ones, and wishes for a father figure, godfather or father-in-law. If you want prayers instead, see our New Year prayers for Dad. Short Happy New Year wishes for […]

  27. Cost to get married

    28. A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

  28. Happy New Year Prayers for My Dad

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  29. Skills learning and mastering

    30. "Skills r started with learning & Mastered with Improvements Nothing is Hereditary Except Death!!" :-)

  30. Relationships never die naturally

    31. Relationships never die a natural death... They are always murdered by Attitude, Behaviour, Ego or Ignorance..!

  31. Cool message by a wife

    32. A wife's letter to her mother-in-law suggesting her son needs improvement. Cool Msg by a woman- Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

  32. What L O V E stands for?

    33. What L O V E stands for? L = Lake of Sorrow O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life....

  33. Dictionary is the only place

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