Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Hindi Funny SMS

Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
"acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

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