Child 2 dentist doctor

Hindi Funny SMS

A child asks the dentist if teeth can be removed without pain, the dentist says no — then the child demonstrates with a smile.

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

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