2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Husband complains wife can't remove stones from rice; she fires back that he has 32 teeth and can chew them himself.

Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

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