Saas and bahu arguements

Hindi Funny SMS

Classic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law exchange, where a comment about cooking rice leads to an equally sharp comeback about teeth.

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

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