isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

Hindi Insult SMS

A father-and-boyfriend exchange where dad objects to his daughter spending her life with a donkey — and the boyfriend's reply lands the twist.

Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"

Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

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