Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

Hindi Funny SMS

Father asked beti:
"Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?"

Beti:"
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?"

Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-)

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