Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

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  1. Mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

    2. Kya yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, na milte ho na sms karte ho , kya tum mujh say bi ziyadah gharib ho.....

  2. A or T ka kiya rishta howa ?

    3. "A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada "G" "G" ki biwi "K", "K" ki beti "T", To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband & Wife

  3. Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,

    4. Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, hame lagti hai ye rasam bari pyari, ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari

  4. Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

    5. Tamam gham bhool janey ko G karta hai aaj, Muskuranay ko G karta hai, Bohut G liiye sahare aap ki yadoon k, Aaj aap k paas aaney ko G karta hai

  5. Tumhain koi yaad karta hay

    6. Usy ye baat samjhao tumhain koi yad karta hai, kabhi to milne ajao tmhy koi yad karta hai. Hamare sheher se jab tm gye thy hum ne na roka, hamare dil se mat jao tmhy koi yaad karta hai. Tumhare naam ki har shay wahin mojud hai lekin, kabhi khud bi chale aao tumhe koi […]

  6. Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon

    7. Main apna aj apna kal thumara nam karta hoon, main apne javen ka her aik pal tumharay naam karta hoon, Samait sako gay na jisay tum ta qayamat, Qasam tumhari tumhain itna piyar karta hoon.

  7. K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta

    8. Kash koi aisa ahal-e-dil hota jo meri arzu karta, Khoo jati agar main kahin, to meri justuju karta, Mein us kay zehan-o-dil main kuch is tarah sama jati, K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta,

  8. Kese Bhool Gaya WO

    9. Kese Bhoool gaya wo guzre huwe din Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin Dosto se kaha karta tha wo b, Kiya ye b ji sakta hai mere bin Mazaq ban jaya karta tha jo Doston mein khud ko tanha samjta tha wo mere bin Isse hade diwangi kahoon ya pagalpan tasawar me wo […]

  9. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko

    10. Taras gaye aapke deedar ko, Dil phir bhi aap k liye dua karta hai, Hum se to acha aap k ghar ka aaina hai, Jo rooz aapko dekha to karta hai...

  10. Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu

    11. Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu, Ha main tumsein pyaar karta hu, Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho, Main tumhi pai to marta hu. I love you

  11. TEHREER MEIN THA

    12. Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha, Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha, Yaad karta hu kahan bhool k aya hu usay, Aisa hi aks meri soch ki zambeel mein tha, Baat kia thi ye mujhe achi tarah yaad nahi, Haan aap ka zikr b tha aur bari tafseel […]

  12. Happiness depends solely upon what you think

    13. Remember, happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think. (Dale Carnegie)

  13. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta

    14. Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta Arey‚¦ Marne ki baat to door rahi Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

  14. A good friendship does not depend

    15. A good friendship does not depend on how good understanding we have. But it depends on how better we avoid Misunderstandings.

  15. Make for me a place within your heart

    16. Make for me a place within your heart On which I can depend. For only you Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears, Home through all the wanderings of my years, Eden that no other can renew, Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

  16. Coolest mom of the millenium

    17. Coolest mom of the millenium: Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk? Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D

  17. Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho

    18. Meri dua hai tum naik seerat ho Tera dil teri tarhan khoobsurat ho, Mil jaye har cheez tujhay dua say pehlay khud dua ko tere hathoon ki zaroorat ho

  18. Explain the word "Automatically"

    19. Explain the word "Automatically" ? ? ? ? ? ? ? nahin pata? OK ok I will explain agar koi ganji larki rakshay main baithi ho to us ko kehte hain "Auto_me_takli"

  19. 1 Larki ki dua

    20. 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi, Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi, Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main, Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

  20. Aakhri Khuwahish

    21. Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai??? Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81, 5 carore rupay, Apki beti se shadi, Usa ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon, 7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hoga.

  21. Ankhain teri raat ko jaagna chor dain

    22. khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night

  22. Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai

    23. Tum apun ko itna SMS karta hai, Apun ko REPLY kerno ko majbor kerta hai, Kia is k peechay koi PLAN hai, Ya auron ki tarhan tum bhi apun ka FAN hai:p

  23. Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath

    24. Hum say bichar kay us ka takabbur bikhar gaya faraz Har ek say mil raha hai bari aajzi k sath

  24. Jeenay Ki Kasam Khai Hy ...

    25. Tere Hijra'n Se Ta'aluq Nibhane K Liye Humney is Saal Bhi Jeenay Ki Kasam Khai Hy ...

  25. 1 nafrat hi nahi dard ka sabab

    26. Aik nafrat hee nahi duniya mein dard ka sabab Faraz... MOHABBAT bhi sakoon walon ko bari takleef deti hain.

  26. Sapurd-e-Khaak Kar Dala

    27. 'Sapurd-e-Khaak Kar Dala Teri Aankho'n Ki Masti Ny FARAZ ...' 'Hazaro'n Saal g Letey Agar Tera Deedar Na Hota ...'

  27. Woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa

    28. Woh kehta rehta hay, bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki Saaf lafzon mein woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa

  28. Near of far wherever u r - Happy Raksha Bandhan

    29. Near of far wherever u r, My best wishes r with U, Tum jiyo hazaron saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi hai meri wish dil se! Happy Raksha Bandhan

  29. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain

    30. Aaj badal kalay gehray hain, aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain, Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k, bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,

  30. *Nice patriotic story*

    31. *Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

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  32. Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna

    33. Dil to karta hai zindagi ko kisi qaatil k hawalay kar doon SAAHIL Judai mein ye roz roz ka marna mujhay acha nahi lagta

  33. Pehchaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse

    34. koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse... ye aarzo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse... bas ek baat ki bari umeed hai apse... pehchaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse...