Coolest mom of the millenium

Misc SMS Jokes

A cool mom who sees through the 'fresh air' excuse and sets a curfew for it.

Coolest mom of the millenium:
Girl: mom, i want some fresh air.. Can i go for a walk?
Mom: yes, but tell your "fresh air" to drop you home by 9 pm..!! :-P
awara beti ki awara amma. . . :D

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