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1. It's a girls world

It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

2. Fresh air, fresh idea ... happy birth day

Fresh air... fresh idea... fresh talent... fresh energy... i wish u to have a... special sunday.. marvellous monday... tasty tuesday... wonderful wednesday... thankful thursday... friendly friday... successful saturday... *have a great week ahead* and HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU

3. A girl phoned me

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

4. Do u love me more than your family?

Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ? Girl :No Boy :Why ? Girl :okay Listen dis. when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was. When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was When […]

5. Beware of unknown number

Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]

6. Side by side

“Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”

7. A or T ka kiya rishta howa ?

"A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada "G" "G" ki biwi "K", "K" ki beti "T", To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta ha ??? Answer= Husband & Wife

8. Realize value & respect girls

Why girls get married n go 2 a strangers home? Cause they are blessed angles of the Almighty, After filling their own home with color of Happiness, They go away 2 colour others home, realise the values of gals n respect them

9. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

10. By wife ....

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife Judge: I give Justice, but […]

11. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

12. To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough

To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, being loved is secure but to love is insecure

13. you are an angle

I'll walk wid u in every step of Life But promise me You'll hide your wings when we walk together! cause, i don't want the world 2 know that u r . . . . .an "Angle"

14. I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond

Boy: I Love You..? Girl: Hahahahaha Boy: I Won't Live Without You..? Girl: Hahahahahahaha ... Boy: I Will Die For You..? Girl: Hahahahahahahaha Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With Diamond..? Girl: Awwwww.. Promise ? . . . Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

15. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

16. Give your hundred percent in a relationship

A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]

17. The warmth and joy of Christmas

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

18. Impossible to explain how much I love you

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look up at the sky. Girl: Don't change the subject! Boy:Just do it! ... Girl: Alright! What am I looking at? Boy: Count how many stars there are. Girl: Impossible. Boy: So is explaining how much I love you.

19. Walk the way guided by ...

"If you walk the way guided by humans, you will find a hopeless end. But If you walk the way guided by ALLAH, you will find endless hope"

20. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

21. Kissing ur wife in ur home....

A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: "He's not my friend."

22. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

23. Once upon a time

Story: Once upon a time, there was a boy who aksed a girl, "will you marry me?" The girl replied,"No" aur is tarah Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.

24. Kon ziyadah khobsorut hay

Professor: Tum 20 saal ki larki Su shaadi kroge ya Apne sy 20 saal bari say ... ? Student: Sir ! Depend karta hy k Kon khoobsurat hay ! Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

25. Most dangerous weapons

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs 1. A Girl's Smile & 2. A Girl's Tears.

26. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

27. If you want to be great

There is a saying "If you want to be great, you must walk with great people". Seriously, I have no objection, you can walk with me!

28. Roses are pink, as pink as your lips

Roses are pink as pink as your lips stars are bright as bright as your eyes Apples are red as red as your cheeks Snow is white as white as your teeth Dew is fresh as fresh as your face Night is black as black as your hair Breeze is soft as soft as your […]

29. Success formula

Success Formula, B sweet as honey B regular as clock B fresh as rose B soft as tissue B hard as rock & B sure as death

30. Each drop of a Tear is Costly

Each drop of a Tear is Costly than anything in World.. But, No One knows its value until they have it in their own eyes For Someone.

31. A cute love story

A cute Love Story: GIRL:M i Pretty? BOY:NO. Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me? BOY:NO. Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry? Boy:NO. Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry. Boy hold her Tight n said: U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL. I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U. Whn […]

32. Sending failed

girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]

33. I am using your wife

A man received message from his neighbour. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u r not present at home. In fact I am using more than U R using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope U will accept my […]