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1. Cant Love Any Other Girl In The Same Way..

If A Boy Cries For A Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stupid, If A Boy Cant Move On To Another Girl, That Doesn't Mean He Is Stubborn If A Boy Gets Depressed For 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean He Is A Loser If A Boy Always Dreams About Only 'one Girl', That Doesn't Mean […]

2. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

3. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

4. When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :( When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. […]

5. An old rich man marries a young girl.

An old rich man marries a young girl. Interviewer ask to girl- aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha? girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

6. A Guy and girl in a library

A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked […]

7. A boy ask the girl for a kiss

True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A 'Kiss' And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And Allow The Boy For A 'Kiss' But The Boy "Kisses" On "Forehead"

8. A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

9. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

10. Sardar proposed a girl......

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

11. Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

12. A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u Girl:Me too Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho Boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho��

13. A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah! girl: can i kiss a boy? moulvi: laahulawala quwata......... girl: can i kiss u? moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

14. A girl is like a bird!

A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]

15. Call a girl pretty or ugly

"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

16. Change a Girl Into a Women.?

Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Think.. ? ? ? ? Think Hard.. ? ? ? ? ? Click here for answer

17. Interesting line on girl's T-shirt

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)

18. When a girl on facebook

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your �Friendship� Not Your �Proposal�, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She�s Lost In […]

19. Girl wearing a very short skirt

A girl wearing a very short skirt visited her boyfriend. Boyfriend:Will your mum not say anything about your dress? Girl:She will be very angry with me because I'm wearing her skirt.

20. In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

21. Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, "I thought It was MONEY"

22. A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin and say that i will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study

23. Boy said I.L.Y to girl

Boy: "ILY" ... Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too, FOREVER..." ... . . . Boy: "I Said, 'I'm Leaving You"

24. Girl's best asset

A girl's best asset is her 'Lie'Ability"

25. Every girl wants a guy who ...

Every girl wants a guy Who hugs her when they're watching a scary or romantic movie, Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold, Who will always be the one to make her laugh, Most importantly he will love her for who she is..!

26. Girl cares the most

Girl cares the most, for every relation in her life, if she doesn't care about you, be sure you never touched her heart

27. Grammar freak girl ...

A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend " You Are As Useless As. . . . . . . ''AY'' In ''OKAY'' :P

28. A guy who truly love his girl

A guy who truly love his girl, Doesn't need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart..!

29. The next girl i will ever love

Beautiful words said by a boy to her lover. 'The next girl i will ever love on earth will be our daughter':-*

30. What is a girl friend?

What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

31. Happy Womens Day my girl

Feel special, unique, on top of the world.. its your day!! Happy Womens Day my girl

32. Girl / Queen / Princess to ...

Every girl may not be a queen to her husband, But she is always a princess to her father" !!. Happy fathers day

33. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!