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1. Let love come to you

For someone waiting for the right person. Patience dressed up in a fairy tale — the good ending is still on its way. Let Love Come To You, Be Patient. In Fairy Tales They Don’t Find Each 0ther Until The Last Page

2. Funny Valentines Day Sms in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS about a boy's 'I love you' meeting a slap and then a fist — proposal day gone wrong. 1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Propose Karta Hai.boy: I Love U.. Girl : Thapar Marungi. Boy . . . . . . . Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir

3. Sorry for late SMS

Sorry for late SMS Actually police arrested me for killing a girl I swear I didn't kill her I just asked her ,"will u marry me?" and woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

4. The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari […]

5. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

6. Funny Ways to Propose via Message: Propose Day SMS

Propose Day is 8 February. If saying it face to face feels too much, these funny, romantic and shy proposal texts do the job, and there are marriage proposal lines for when it's serious. Funny ways to propose via message I have spent many sleepless nightsin your love, and I don’t wantmy son to do […]

7. Never joke with brainless girls

Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

8. Main ullu ka patha ...!

A boy insists on sleeping on the sofa instead of his host's son's room — and deeply regrets his decision come morning. 1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gaye, aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum guddu k pass so jao. Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay […]

9. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

10. A cute love story

A cute Love Story: GIRL:M i Pretty? BOY:NO. Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me? BOY:NO. Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry? Boy:NO. Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry. Boy hold her Tight n said: U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL. I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U. Whn […]

11. A girl is like a bird!

A girl is like a bird.. The thing most pretty in this world.. The childhood of girls is their golden age. After that world keeps them into a beautiful cage.. This innocent creature looks like a fairy.. Who loses her feathers aftr geting married.. She leads all her life in serving others.. She also has […]

12. Sardar proposed a girl......

A sardar proposes to an older girl and solves the age gap with flawless logic. Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

13. Usama asked Kajol

Usama asked Kajol,"hows ur life?" She replied,"kabhi khushi kabhi ghum." Then Kajol asked Usama,"what abt U?" He replied,"kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB."

14. A Boy Propose A Cute Girl Sms

A boy's proposal gets a skeptical question back, and his comeback is exactly the kind of answer that earns a second look. A Boy Propose A Cute Girl. Boy:- I Love U Girl:- Tumne Mere Me Kya Dekh Liya Jo Muje Propse Kar Rhe Ho? Boy: Sab Kuch Dekhne K Liye Hi To Propose Kar […]

15. Challenge to live for 24 hours

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her. The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her, only then she will marry him. no communication was there for 24 hours. the boy didnt knew that the gal has only 24 hours life left. becoz she was ill. after 24 […]

16. Propose In New Style in Hindi

Funny Roman Urdu Propose Day SMS in which a new-style proposal for friendship immediately backfires. Propose In New Style. Boy To Girl: Mai Apse Frndship Krna Chahta Hu. Girl: Meri Sagai Ho Gyi H. Boy: Fir Behen Ban K Apni Kisi Saheli Se Bat Kra De.

17. Dont underestimate the power of a WIFE

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. The […]

18. Height of insult

Height of insult- Girl msgs her bf.. jaan i can't live widout u.. Will u marry me??? reply cums.. Whos dis? I lost all my contacts.. :D

19. Dont read success story.

Dont read success story. Read only failure story, B'coz, failure story you get new idea to win, from Success story you get only message. Good morning to u

20. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

21. Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

A history fact check that dismantles the romantic story behind the Taj Mahal. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts: 1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives. 2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her. 3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery. 4) He then married […]

22. With a girl who's in my heart...

Short and direct — for when you want to say you are completely and happily in love, and there is nowhere else you'd rather be. Till the end of time... In a world so close to me... I'm just so in love... With a girl who's in my heart... I Love U...

23. Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)

24. What A Dialogue!! :D

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don't love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye... What a dialogue!! :d

25. Find and marry me!

How Cute! A Boy & A Girl Were Playing Hide-Seek.. She Sent A SMS:" If You Find Me, You Can Marry Me.. If You Can't I'm Hidden In D Shed".!

26. Aap ki miss call aur pyar

Each small sign of attention — a missed call, a text, a meeting — brings a different level of joy, but your love makes every single day worth living. Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi Aap […]

27. When a girl on facebook

When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Share Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In […]

28. Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

29. *Nice patriotic story*

*Nice patriotic story* 1 pakistani jo Pakistan se nafrat karta tha, or har waqt problems ki waja se pakistan ko galian deta tha. Us pe 1 din bijli ka taar gir gaya wo tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha k light chali gaye pakistani sari nafrat bhool k khushi bola "Pakistaaaaan Zindabaad"

30. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

31. Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah

Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah. Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah, Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah, Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.

32. Girl falling from 80th floor

A girl Fell Down from 80th floor, A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her... will u hug me...? She replied.., offcourse not... he dropped her. ........... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy.... He asked her, will u kiss me..? no not at all, she replied he dropped her too.. […]

33. What if I cheat you?

Once A Boy Asked His Girlfriend "What Would You Do If I Cheat On You ??" Then The Girl Replied, "Trusting You Is My Decision And Proving Me Right Is your Choice"!