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1. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

2. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

3. Kese Bhool Gaya WO

Kese Bhoool gaya wo guzre huwe din Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin Dosto se kaha karta tha wo b, Kiya ye b ji sakta hai mere bin Mazaq ban jaya karta tha jo Doston mein khud ko tanha samjta tha wo mere bin Isse hade diwangi kahoon ya pagalpan tasawar me wo […]

4. Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I'm not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se […]

5. Acha wohe raha jo in ko nibha gaya

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama gaya.. Sehra main goya jasay hoo selaab aagya.. Ankhoon na meri ansoo say ashna thii.. Askhoo ka aaj tu hoon darya bhaa gaya... Main us ko bewafa kahoon mumqin nahi dost.. Her jand zakham dil pay wo meray laga gaya.. Jinay ki baat or hay marnay ki baat […]

6. Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya

Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi aayi woh bhi mere khuwab main ana bhool gaya, bahaar ne jub se aana chore diya mousam bhi apna phool khilana bhool gaya, chalte chalte main usko gher lay aayi woh bhi muj se apna […]

7. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

8. Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya

Sorry! galti se ye msg aap ko send hogaya.. neeche mt parhna, neeche ghalat salat likha hoa hai.. . . . ghalat salat..

9. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D

10. Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya

Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya, Janay wala jaldi main tha, mil ker jana bhool gaya, Mur, murr ker dekha tha usnay jatay rastay main, Jesay usnay kehna tha kuch, jo wo kehna bhol gaya, Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhain ponch raha tha anchal se, usko gham tha itna ziyadah, khud wo roona bhool […]

11. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

12. Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL

1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK

13. Din dhal gaya

Din dhal gaya, Phir Raat aa gayi, Phir Tanhaii mein baithne ki baat aa gayi, Chand ko dekha to aap ki Yaad aa gayi.

14. Ashiq ban gaya

Ashik ban gaya,Mat karo waar, Bura nahee ye pyaar,Bura hai intezaar. Letter diyaa to, Thappad mat maro yaar, Bura nahee ye ikraar,Bura hai inkaar. Sharaabee bana to,Mat dalo ilzaam, Bura nahee ye jaam,Bura hai anjaam.

15. Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p

What was GOD's First Reaction when he made a Negro(African)? Socho... Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!!

16. Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya

Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile k phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

17. chand kisi aur ka ho gaya

Arz hai: Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya, mai dewana ho gaya,chand badalo mai kho gaya, maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya, tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya..

18. Wo khuwab tha bikhar gaya

Wo Khuwaab thaa bikhar gayaa Khayaal thaa milaa nahin magar iss dil ko kyaa huaa, kyon bujh gayaa pataa nahin har ek din udaas din tamaam shab udaasiyaan kisi se kyaa bichar gaye k jaise kuchh bachaa nahin wo saath thaa to manzilen nazar nazar chiraaG thin qadam qadam safar mein ab koii bhii lab […]

19. Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi

Rasm-e-ulfat sikha gaya koi, Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi, Taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhe, Aag aisi laga gaya koi...

20. Ho Gaya 2026 Khatam!

Lo ji Arz kia hai Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam. Wah Wah Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam. Khuda ki Qasam Ho Gaya 2026 Khatam! Happy New Year :-P

21. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

aaj door se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yadon ka ghulam ker gaya , apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi humain nilaam kar gaya........

22. Jab dil nay nazron ko dekha to gunah ho gaya

Jab dil nay nazron ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab us nay mujh ko dekha to bayqrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh tumhe kya ho gaya, has kar dil ne kaha mujhe pyar ho gaya .

23. Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya

Yeh kaun muskura kar idhar say guzar gaya, Bay noor rastoon main ujala bikhar gaya, Socha bohut kisi say pyar na ho magar, Ankhon ki rah say koi dil main utar gaya..

24. New Year Ghazal :Koi Haar Gaya

Koi Haar Gaya, Koi Jeet Gaya, 2013 Ka Saal Bhi Akhir Beet Gaya, Kabhi Sapnay Sajay Ankhonmain, Kabhi Beet Gaye Paal Baton Main, Kuch Sunahare Paal Bhi Thy, Kuch Haadsey Aur Jazbaat Bhi Thy, Kuch Berukhi Kuch Bechaini, Kuch Mann Mein Simtii Veerani, Kuch Lamhe Thy Yaadgaar Bahut, Kuch Lamhoo Ko Kiya Barbaad Bahut. Parr […]

25. ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahmatain Asi Hai Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti . 1 ¢â‚¬â€ Beti 2 - Mehman 3 - Barish 4 - Bemari

26. Koi Toot Gaya hai Teray Rooth janay sai...!!

Bohat Udas Hai KOi Shakhs Teray Janay sai, Ho Sakay To Lout aa Kisi Bahanay Sai, Tu Lakh Khafa sahi magar Ik Bar To Dekh, Koi Toot Gaya hai Teray Rooth janay sai...!!

27. tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

28. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

29. Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya. Aur Goongay nai dekh liya . . . .. Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ? Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

30. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

31. Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray, Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs, Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon, Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs, Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula […]

32. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

33. Aey ibne ADAM!

Aey ibne ADAM! Tujhe kia ho gaya hai? Tu ne apni namazon, Duaon aur ibadaton ko sir pareshani aur museebat k waqt k liye hi rakha huwa hai, Tujhey 70ma'aon se ziadah chahnay wale RAB Ta'AALA ko sirf apni waqti khuwahishon k liye naraz kia howa hai.. Aey insan, zara soch to sahi...