1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

Hindi Funny SMS

A stoner donates his eyes; his post-surgery message to the recipient: these eyes only open after two drags.

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D

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