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1. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

2. Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga k lay gaya.

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya. Aur Goongay nai dekh liya . . . .. Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ? Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

3. Beet gaya jo saal, Bhool jayye

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye, Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay... Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

4. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

5. New Year Ghazal :Koi Haar Gaya

Koi Haar Gaya, Koi Jeet Gaya, 2013 Ka Saal Bhi Akhir Beet Gaya, Kabhi Sapnay Sajay Ankhonmain, Kabhi Beet Gaye Paal Baton Main, Kuch Sunahare Paal Bhi Thy, Kuch Haadsey Aur Jazbaat Bhi Thy, Kuch Berukhi Kuch Bechaini, Kuch Mann Mein Simtii Veerani, Kuch Lamhe Thy Yaadgaar Bahut, Kuch Lamhoo Ko Kiya Barbaad Bahut. Parr […]

6. 1 pathan ka sir phat gaya

1 pathan ka sir phat gaya pathan se Dr. ne pocha:- "khan sahab kia howa ?" Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha, hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p

7. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

8. Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya

Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara admi utha aur bola "Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say koi banda janta main nahin aata"

9. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

10. Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam!

Lo ji Arz kia hai Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam. Wah Wah Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam. Khuda ki Qasam Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam! Happy New Year :-P

11. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere pass he¢â‚¬Â¦..

12. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

13. Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya

Sorry! galti se ye msg aap ko send hogaya.. neeche mt parhna, neeche ghalat salat likha hoa hai.. . . . ghalat salat..

14. Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain? Kion k agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

15. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

16. Sardar went to theatre

Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: "Operation Theatre"

17. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p

18. Wish u a very happy independence day

Halki si dhoop barsat k baad, thori si khushi her baat k baad, Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko, Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad.... Wish u a very happy independence day

19. How are you ?

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland […]

20. SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai

kabhi kabhi ansu muskurahat se ziyadah special hote hain is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte

21. Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho

Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.

22. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

23. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."

24. Subzi Mandi ki tarha

Lips Bhindi ki tarha, Gaal Tamatar ki tarha, Eyes Matar ki tarha, Poora Face Gobih ki tarha, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

25. O love love likhdi rahi

o love love likhdi rahi, main leave leave parda reya, o kiss kiss likhdi rahi, main kash kash parda rea, o via ker k chali gae, main language course kearda rea!

26. 75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya, "Zarorut-e-rishta" 7 din k baad ek letter aaya "Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin, Farishtay aatay hain"

27. Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

28. Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gia

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain? Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

29. Mubarak ho EID Ramadan k baad

Suhani dhoop barsat k baad, Thori si hasi her baat k baad, Usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko, Yeh EID Ramadan k baad. EID Mubarak

30. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

31. Dua kon karay ga?

1 Din maa se pocha k maa k marnay k baad, dua kon karay ga? Tu maa boli! Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi rait mein nami reh jati hay

32. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Khudkash bombar ne bomb ka button dabaya lekin dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya. Jab hospital me hosh aya or Nurse ko dekha to bola, Baqi horain kahan hain ?

33. Apne pyar ko mat chupao

Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki