Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam!

Lo ji Arz kia hai
Dunya ne Kiye Bohat Zulm-o-Sitam.
Wah Wah
Dunya ne kiye Boht Zulm-o-Sitam.
Khuda ki Qasam
Ho Gaya 2013 Khatam!

Happy New Year :-P

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  8. Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi

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