Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho

Hindi Funny SMS

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.

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    2. Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte, dil me apki jaga dikha nahi sakte Kuch rishtay anmol hote hain Kitne, ye hum apko samjha nahi Sakte.

  2. Hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte

    3. hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte! Good Night (S)

  3. Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte

    4. Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte.

  4. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain

    5. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain

  5. 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

    6. Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

  6. Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char

    7. Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014!

  7. Hont nahi keh sakte jo afsana dil ka

    8. Hont nahi keh sakte jo afsana dil ka, Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaaye, Iss umeed se karte hain intezar raat ka ki Shayad sapno me mulaqat ho jaye.

  8. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.

    9. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum. Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete. Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye. har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.

  9. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain

    10. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain agar tum tak pohanch jaye tou bas itna samajh lena ye un jazbo'n ki khusbuu hay jinhai'n hum keh nahi sakte magar tum jo ijazat do tou chand lafzo'n main keh doon k tum bin jee nahi sakte ... K tum bin jee nahi sakte ...

  10. Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

    11. Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai... . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

  11. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

    12. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

  12. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

    13. Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

  13. 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha

    14. Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

  14. Memon ka beta & girl friend

    15. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

  15. Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA

    16. Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

  16. Shakal pehchani nahi jati

    17. Qudurat ho to sachi baat bhi mani nahi jati Ke chashme toor tak suraj ki tabaani nahi jati Ab itna bhi na apne ko bigaro bugze haider me Ke khud tumse tumhari shakal hi pehchani nahi jati

  17. Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

    18. Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain. Larka. Tu phr newspaper me Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

  18. Zindagi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki

    19. Zindagi mohtaj nahi manzilon ki, Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai. Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hoke, Waqt sabko jina sikha deta hai.

  19. 1 phool ki tarha

    20. Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain .. Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi saktay tor liya tou murjha jao gaye chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

  20. Aik Pagal dusry se

    21. Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai" Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat. Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

  21. Aap paas raho ya door

    22. Aap paas raho ya door, hum dil se dil ki aawaaz mila sakte hain, na khat k na telephone ke Mohtaajh hain hum, per aapke dil ko ek hichkii se hila sakte hain.

  22. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

    23. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

  23. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    24. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  24. Yeh mobile kis ka hay?

    25. ‎4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja. Man: Hello BV: Jan I'm in Market, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon? Man: Han jan lelo BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy? Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi […]

  25. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

    26. Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender... Circuit Bhai!

  26. Yeh to aam ka pair hai.

    27. Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai. Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

  27. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu

    28. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho... * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki... Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte AnyWayz EiD MubArAk

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  29. Ullu ka patta

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