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Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho
A list of superhuman feats — climbing trees, fetching magic herbs, splitting a chest — ending with: looking like a monkey doesn't make you Hanuman.
Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.
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Zindagi me apki ahmiat bata nahi sakte, dil me apki jaga dikha nahi sakte Kuch rishtay anmol hote hain Kitne, ye hum apko samjha nahi Sakte.
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Roman Urdu New Year wish from one friend to another, offering a 'magical jadu ki jhappi' hug and hoping life glides through risk-free. Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014!
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Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain agar tum tak pohanch jaye tou bas itna samajh lena ye un jazbo'n ki khusbuu hay jinhai'n hum keh nahi sakte magar tum jo ijazat do tou chand lafzo'n main keh doon k tum bin jee nahi sakte ... K tum bin jee nahi sakte ...
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Now hiring: one true friend. No experience needed. Salary paid in never-ending love. Apply by SMS. Vacancy available post = true friend Ability = (loving & caring) Experience= (not required) Duty = (two sms daily) Salary= (never ending love) To Applu.. Send a sweet SMS
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