Khud ko kar buland itnaa

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Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
"Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche"
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
"Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise"

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    2. Khud ko khud say ham kalam kar k daikhna, Kitna mushkil hai yeh kaam ker k daikhna, Kis qadar udas guzarti hain meri shamain, Yaad kisi ko kisi shaam kar k daikhna...

  2. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain

    3. Youn to shikayat khud say roz kia kertay hain, Shaam hotay hi khud ko rok lia kertay hain Jaisay mujrim hay bina jurm karay koi, Aisa woh hum say sulook rawan rakhtay hain, Ho na jayai kahin un ka dedar hamain, Is liyay chehray ko chupa rakhtay hain, Na koi dost na sathi jub apnay […]

  3. Woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa

    4. Woh kehta rehta hay, bari majbooriyan hain waqt ki Saaf lafzon mein woh khud ko bay-wafa nahi kehtaa

  4. Aap to khud aik gulab hain

    5. Kaun sa phool paish karon, Koi phool gulab nahin, Aap to khud aik gulab hain, Jiska koi jawab naheen...

  5. Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay

    6. Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay, Kisi ko dosti kerny py majbor nahin kertay, Magar jisy ek bar dil mein basa lein, Usay martay dum tak dil say door nahin kertay,

  6. Mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain

    7. Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi kartay, Yun kisi ka ka jaam hum piya nahi kartay. Un say keh do mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain, Youn kisi ka peecha hum kiya nahin kartay.

  7. Khud kaisay kahain k aap say pyar kertay hain

    8. Lamhay judai k be qarar kertay hain, Halaat meray mujhey lachaar kertay hain, Aankhain meri parh lo kabhi, Hum khud kaisay kahain k aap say pyar kertay hain.

  8. beetay howay khud pay sitam likh raha hoon

    9. Dil ki dastaan dard-e-qalam say likh raha hoon beetay howay khud pay sitam likh raha hoon, Dil ka qatal ho gia meray aur janazay ka lutf utha raha koi matam ki jaga khushi ki ghazal ga raha koi.

  9. Ghair Ki Nazron Se Wo Khud Ko Bachati Thi Bahut

    10. Khuwaab Min Aa ker Wo Meri Neend Uraati Thi Bahut, Her Ghari Wo Dekh kar Muskurati Thi Bahut, Chor Hi Dena Pada Ghabra kar Us k Shaher Ko, Yaad Uski Raat Din Mujh ko Rulati Thi Bahut, Apni Baahon Me Jab Jakar Leti The Ranjo Alam, Aa k Ek Andaaz Me Mujh ko Hansaati Thi […]

  10. kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta hai

    11. Wo mujhse meri udasion ki waja pochta he, kaisa pagal he dhalti rat k sannate ki wajah pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri barsati aankhon ki waja pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai barish k barasne ki wajeh pochta hai, Wo mujhse meri pasand k bare me pochta hai, kaisa pagal hai khud apne bare main pochta […]

  11. jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab dun

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  12. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

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  13. Muqabla mumkin hay

    14. Agar aap me or gadhe me english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye to kon jitega? ? ? ? Jeete jo marzi par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay

  14. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,

    15. Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga, Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu, Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker, khud ko akela paya hoga

  15. Kaun pagal hoga

    16. Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana. Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

  16. Phulo Mein Haseen Gulab Hai

    17. Phulo Mein Haseen Gulab Hai, Parhai Ke Liye Zaroori Kitaab Hai, Duniya Me Har Sawal Ka Jawab Hai, Agar Koi Tumse Mere Bare Me Puche To Kehna Wo Lajawaab Hai

  17. Have an enjoyable diwali mela

    18. Delightful laddos Incandecent diyas Whole lot of fun A big stock of masti Lots of mithai Innemurable fireworks Wishing you the best bargain on fun n lots of sale-e-bration have an enjoyable diwali mela

  18. Main duniya bhool jata hon

    19. Nazar jub tum se milti hai main khud ko bhool jata hoon, Bas ek dharkan dharakti hai, main khud ko bhool jata hon, Tumhain milne se pehle main bohut sajta sanwarta hon, Magar jub tum sanwarti ho main khud ko bhool jata hon, Main aksar kitabon pe tera hi naam likhta hon, Magar kuch tum […]

  19. Sardar selected a short girl to marry

    20. Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

  20. Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha

    21. Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta. Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

  21. Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage

    22. Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage, kitne door hai sapna haqiqat ke aage, koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche, kitna tadapta hai dil mohabat ke aage..!

  22. Ankhain teri raat ko jaagna chor dain

    23. khoobsurat aankhain teri raat ko jaagna choor day, khud ba khud neend aa jayegi tu mujhey soochna choor day. Good Night

  23. How are you ?

    24. Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland […]

  24. Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay

    25. Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi, Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay, Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai, Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..

  25. Maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse

    26. Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein, jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai, maana waqt ney ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon me asar aaj bhi hai

  26. Ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.!

    27. Agar tum muhammad (s,a,w) ki ummat sey ho Tu Apney kirdaar ko itna buland karo K Doosrey log dekh kar kahain Agar ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.!

  27. Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada

    28. Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani, Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada, Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada. Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

  28. Her ada aus ki pasad thi apni

    29. Daikhna mujhe aur dair talak daikhty rehna, Phir tasawur main khud se sharmaty rehna, Her ada aus ki pasad thi apni, Sharmana ghabrana khud ko chupaty rehna, Aaj taqdeer ke zulm ki intaha hai nashtar, Bichar gaya, socha jisy apnaaye rehna

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  30. Aankhain Khuwab Dekhti Hain

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  31. yeh mera dil samajhta hai....

    32. k koi deewana kahta hai koi pagal samajhta hai, magar dharti ki be-chaini bas badal samajhta hai, tu mujhse dur kaisi hai main tujhse dur kaisa hun, yeh tera dil samajhta hai ya mera dil samajhta hai

  32. dosti ko dil say nibhaya

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  33. Ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

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