Khud ko kar buland itnaa

Hindi Funny SMS

Parodies an Iqbal verse about climbing the Himalayas; God's response: okay genius, now how do you plan to get back down?

Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
"Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche"
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
"Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise"

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