Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay

Hindi Flirt SMS

A comically shameless plan B: when the girl you wanted applies mehndi for someone else's wedding, there's always the younger sister.

Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,

Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..

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