You are here:SMS4Smile » Hindi SMS » Hindi Funny SMS » 1 bar jan maang ker to daikho
1 bar jan maang ker to daikho
1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
.
.
.
1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
.
.
.
agar main na aaya to samajh laina
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai...
Related SMS
- Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
- Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
- Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
- Mubarak ho aap ko shab-e-barat
- Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
- Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
- King of SMS
- 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai
- ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo
- Tumhari galat fahami hai
- Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
- Happy Promise Day Sms for Girlfriend
- Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya
- Quran ka mojza
- Kisi k pass job ho to batayega
- Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein
- Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay
- Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye
- isi liye main usay le ja raha hon
- A guy wrote on his facebook status
- Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
- Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani
- Ik larki thi deewani si
- Missed SMS
- 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab
- college mei school ki yaad aayi.
- So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao
- Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna
- Yaad main aadhi ho gayi hon
- Life main hamesha haste raho
- Saray he kam oltay hotay hain
- Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho, SMS to kia call bhi karaingay, kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, . . . Tu samajh laina k tum .. . . . . . . BATHROOM main ho :p
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!
Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat, Namazon ka rakhna sath, Manwa laina rab say her bat, Duaon main rakhna yaad, Mubarak ho aap ko, Shab-e-barat
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? Sardar 2:Aasman par Pehla:Abay shit yaar Dosra: Kia howa? Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya
Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don. Kabhi miss call na kar paon Ya akabhi call bhi na karon to samajh lena k KING OF SMS Araam farma rahay hain:)
2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."
ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay? Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai. Aunty chini daitay howa, "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?" Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Her Pal Teri Sochoo Main Gum Rehta Hon. Din Ho Ya Raat Ho Bass Tujhay Yaad Kerta Hon. Tu Kya Janey Meri Iss Bebasi Ka Alam Tere Bina Mar Mar Ker Jeeta Hoon Yaad Kro Wo Apna Promise Yaad Kro Happy Promise Day
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
Quran ka mojza Lafz "Al-bar" yani "Zameen" Quran pak main 13 baar aaya hay. Or Lafz "AL-Bahar" Yani "Samandar" 32 bar aaya hay. Total 13+32=45 Zameeni Elaqa:13/45x100=28.89% Samandri Elaqa: 32/45x100=71.11% Yani dunia main 28.89 % zameen hay or 71.11 % samandar hay. Khushki or pani ka bilkul yahi ratio aaj ki jadeed science ne daryaft […]
Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.
Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi, Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay, Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai, Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
Diwali aai, khushiya laye Bichda tha jinke saath bachpan mein, Phuljadiyan unki yaad laaye. Kya hua agar saath nahi aaj unke Unki yaad liye ye diwali to aaye. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Dipawali¢â‚¬Â
Girl's father: "main nahin chahta k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray" Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."
A guy wrote on his facebook status "wife chahiye " 2 girls likd it & 140 men commented" meri le jaa" Guy wrote back "kameeno, maang nahi raha. pooch raha hon...
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?
. . . . . Message dhoond rahay ho? zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko, BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii, is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker dia
college mei school ki yaad aayi. javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi. kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi. Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!
So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao, sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga, K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya. Koi baat nahi¢â‚¬Â¦ ¢â‚¬Å“BHOOT NIGHT¢â‚¬Â
Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...
Life me hamesha Haste raho, Muskurate raho, Gaate raho, Gungunate raho Taki tumhe dekhte hi log samajh jayen k tum 'UNMARRIED' ho.
Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain, bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain. Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain 6u!l!ws d33>l n ss!w I
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]