King of SMS

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Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS

Araam farma rahay hain:)

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    2. Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai.. Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,

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    3. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha : : SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

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  7. Bin mange aap per khushion ki bersat ho

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  10. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

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  12. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

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  17. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte

    18. yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte. ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...

  18. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

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  19. Aaj ki DUA

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