King of SMS

Hindi Funny SMS

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS

Araam farma rahay hain:)

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    2. Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

  2. SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab

    3. SMS ban ke chala ja tu Gulab, hogi sachi dosti to aye ga jawab, agar na aaye to tu mat hona udas, tu samajah lena hamare liye waqt nahin hai unke pass

  3. Zindagi mein kuch sapnay saja lena

    4. Zindagi mein kuch sapnay saja lena, Agar waqt mile to kuch armaan jaga lena, Hum aap ki raahon se sab Dard chupa leinge, Jab chahey hamain aazmaa lena.

  4. Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms

    5. Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai, Subah uthay to diwali aagai.. Socha send karon aap ko diwali sms, Daikha to aap ki miss call already aagai,

  5. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain

    6. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain agar tum tak pohanch jaye tou bas itna samajh lena ye un jazbo'n ki khusbuu hay jinhai'n hum keh nahi sakte magar tum jo ijazat do tou chand lafzo'n main keh doon k tum bin jee nahi sakte ... K tum bin jee nahi sakte ...

  6. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

    7. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...

  7. Waqt-e-dua main ek dua karon

    8. Waqt-e-dua main ek dua karon, main rab se ek eltija karon, tu khush rahe, tu shaad rahe, teray dil ka angar abaad rahay, tu har pal yun hi hansa kare, tu phulon ki manind khila kare, teri zindagi main koi ghum na ho, teri aankh kabhi num na ho, tujhey kisi se koi gila na […]

  8. Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

    9. Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

  9. Main na mil sakon jo tum se

    10. Main na mil sakon jo tum se, meri justujo na karna Tumhain meri hi qasam hay, meri arzoo na karna Mujhy jis se thi muhabbat, use thi ajab si adat Kabhi mounh phair lena, kabhi guftugo na karna Maine chaha tha kisi ko, mera haal kya hay dekho Jo kiya qusoor maine, wo tum kabhi […]

  10. Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai

    11. Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi hai Bohat anmol ek heera bhi hai Dosti ek haseen khwab bhi hai Pass se dekho to sarab bhi hai Dukh milne pe yeh azaab bhi hai Aur yeh pyaar ka jawaz bhi hai Dosti yoon […]

  11. Aap to khud aik gulab hain

    12. Kaun sa phool paish karon, Koi phool gulab nahin, Aap to khud aik gulab hain, Jiska koi jawab naheen...

  12. Aisa kabhi na karna

    13. Tum roth jao mujhse, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main ik nazar ko tarsoon, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main poch poch haron, so so sawal kar k, Tum kuch jawab na do, Aisa kabhi na kerna, Main kisi roz tum ko sada dun, Aur tum na aao, aisa kabhi na karna, Tum chaley jao jab bhi […]

  13. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh

    14. Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha : : SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)

  14. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne

    15. Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

  15. Bin mange aap per khushion ki bersat ho

    16. Jub kabhi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho, jub kabhi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho, to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai. Happy Eid Day

  16. Samajh lena APRIL FOOL hai

    17. In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¢â‚¬Â¦ Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¢â‚¬Â¦!

  17. Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

    18. Father asked beti: "Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?" Beti:" Maa banun gi, study karon gi, shari karon gi, bus or kia?" Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-)

  18. Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

    19. Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

  19. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

    20. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

  20. So please keep active my Heart

    21. Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart...! Ur miss call is beat of my Heart...! Ur call is blood circulation of my heart...! So please keep my active Heart...!

  21. Aap ki miss call aur pyar

    22. Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi Aur aap ka PYAR Umer bhar ki khushi

  22. Chupke chupke ro lena

    23. Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho, Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab aankhein bhaari ho jaayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen, Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena, Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote […]

  23. 1 bar jan maang ker to daikho

    24. 1 bar jan maang ker to daikho, . . . 1 bar yaad ker k to daikho.. . . . agar main na aaya to samajh laina . .. . . . . . . . . main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai...

  24. If u have 1 father, call me

    25. If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.

  25. I miss the old us

    26. I miss you. No, let me correct that, I miss the old you. I miss the old you that cared about me And the old you that would treat me so well. The old you that would talk to me every day and always have me smiling. I miss the old you that made me […]

  26. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

    27. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

  27. Phulo Mein Haseen Gulab Hai

    28. Phulo Mein Haseen Gulab Hai, Parhai Ke Liye Zaroori Kitaab Hai, Duniya Me Har Sawal Ka Jawab Hai, Agar Koi Tumse Mere Bare Me Puche To Kehna Wo Lajawaab Hai

  28. Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles¢â‚¬Â¦

    29. Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this? Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

  29. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

    30. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)

  30. What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?

    31. Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.

  31. God ko miss call karna hai

    32. 1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

  32. Please do not MISS me

    33. Miss me. When u smell any rose. Miss me. When u taste any sweet. Miss me. When u look at the moon. but plz dont "MISS" me! when u raise up ur hands for prayer.

  33. Hamain maaf farma

    34. Ey Allah! Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai Ey Allah! Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai Ey Allah! Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai Ey Allah! Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta' Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi […]