Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles¢â‚¬Â¦

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Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles
They decided 2 use pigeons,
One day pigeon reached without letter,
Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this?

Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.

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