Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

Hindi Funny SMS

A mock attribution to Asif Ali Zardari as a religious sage, delivering cynical advice about dealing with the poor.

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

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  1. Asif zardari and coca cola

    2. A Pakistan political joke where Nawaz Sharif's question about judicial reinstatement gets answered by Zardari with a carbonated burp. Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

  2. Daur-e-Zardari hai

    3. A rhyming political SMS that pins every problem — corruption, looting, loss of national dignity — squarely on the Zardari era in Pakistan. Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat […]

  3. Zardari ka Farman

    4. A satirical SMS formatted as a royal decree from Zardari, listing instructions that mock his alleged loyalties and priorities as president. Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

  4. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

    5. A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's. Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

  5. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

    6. A satirical SMS listing every dark image the writer sees when looking at Zardari — from spoiled food and a dead conscience to hellfire itself. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to […]

  6. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

    7. A Roman Urdu wisdom message from Hazrat Ali reminding us that the only thing we should never sacrifice for any worldly gain is a true friend. Beshak Apni Har Cheez " DOST " Ke Liye Qurban Kardo .. Lekin .. Kisi Cheez Ke Liye Apne " DOST " Ko Qurban Mat Karna .. "HAZRAT ALI […]

  7. Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia

    8. A satirical SMS tallying exactly how voters were rewarded after the election — inflation up, salaries frozen, costs rising across the board. Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia! = Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi, = Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

  8. Alphabetic advice for you

    9. Alphabet-structured life advice that sneaks in a self-promotion at the end. Alphabetic advice for you: A B C Avoid Boring Company.. D E F Don't Entertain Fools.. G H I Go for High Ideas . J K L M Just Keep a friend like ME.. N O P Never Overlook the Poor n suffering.. Q […]

  9. SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?

    10. A pointed reminder of how many texts you've received — if incoming SMS were charged, the sender has already made you poor. Socho Ager SMS receive kernay k paise lagte tou kia hota? guess? guess? Aaj Aap meri Waja se road per bheek mangrahay hotay.

  10. Lout aana

    11. Jab kabhi tera dil ghabraey ager tujhe meri yad aay tu lou ana, Ager tera sath koi choray ager koi tera dil turey tu lout ana, Kuch waqat achca guzra hai sath tumare who waqat jab yaad aay tu lout ana, Yahe waqat akser sath nai dete dil walon ka, pas reh kar b ager […]

  11. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi

    12. A mock motivational morning message that ends with a blunt request: your messages smell, please just bathe. Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi, Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi, Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...

  12. Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

    13. Khuwab jhoote kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte, Mere dost! Yun kisi ko satya nahi karte, Ek baar yun kisi ko keh ker apna, Daman phir uss se churaya nahi karte, Us ke intezaar se bhala kya ho ga haasil, Aane ka keh kar bhi jo aaya nahi karte, Rakhte hon jo dard bhara dil apne […]

  13. Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

    14. Two vows taken today: never look at other girls, and never treat any girl as a stranger. They cancel each other out completely. Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain 1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga Aur 2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

  14. Pathan ki mangni hoi

    15. A Pathan breaks off his engagement after learning his fiancée had no prior affairs — if no one else wanted her, he figures, why should he. Pathan ki mangni hoi, usey pata chala k uski mangaiter ka kisi se koi affair nahi tha, us nay yeh keh ker mangni tor di k jo kisi aur […]

  15. Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi

    16. Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Zarurat Nahi

  16. If u r born poor, its not your mistake

    17. Best inspiring message of the year? If u r born poor, its not your mistake BUT if u die poor, its your mistake - BILL GATES

  17. Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ...

    18. "Mein ne to bohat chaha magar wo mila he nahi ... Laakh koshish ki magar fasla mita he nahi... Us ko majboor zamane ne is kadar kar diya k... Meri kisi saada par woh thehra he nahi... khuda se jholi pehla kay manga tha usay ... Khuda ne meri kisi dua ko sunna he nahi... […]

  18. Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte

    19. Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se ziyada kisi ko tarpaya nahi karte, jinki sansain chalti ho apke sMs se, unhe apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .

  19. Bakra hay ya bakri?

    20. Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

  20. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

    21. A mock blessing SMS that asks God to give all the reader's happiness — and sacrifice Musharraf to make it happen. Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

  21. Rich man vs Poor man

    22. A class-reversal joke where a poor man's only asset beats all of a rich man's wealth. Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses What do you have? Poor Man: I have a boy whos Girl Friend is . . . . Your Daughter..!

  22. Funny Women's Day SMS

    23. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. - Joseph Conrad

  23. Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he

    24. Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe, Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe, Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he, Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,

  24. Funny line for advise

    25. Funny Line for advice. . ! I Always Learn From The Mistake Of Others Who Take My Advice:p

  25. Kia ap ne suna hay?

    26. Funny Roman Urdu Eid SMS styled as a breaking news item across every TV channel — the big announcement being simply 'Eid Mubarak'. Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per PTV per ARY per GEO per nahi suna..! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh […]

  26. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz

    27. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz Har roz aieene sey […]

  27. Child 2 dentist doctor

    28. A child asks the dentist if teeth can be removed without pain, the dentist says no — then the child demonstrates with a smile. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he […]

  28. Mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain

    29. Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi kartay, Yun kisi ka ka jaam hum piya nahi kartay. Un say keh do mohabbat ka izhaar aa ker khud karain, Youn kisi ka peecha hum kiya nahin kartay.

  29. Yeh na thi hamari qismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota

    30. yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota ... ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai ... shab-e-ghum bori bala hai mujhe kia bora tha marna .. ager aek baar hota yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota .. koei mere dil se poche tere teer […]

  30. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,

    31. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

  31. Dil se chaho & zubaan say ghussa karo

    32. Roman Urdu SMS with two daily rules: love with the heart not just the tongue, and keep anger in words not in feeling. AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN, 1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi, 2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,

  32. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare

    33. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

  33. Hum se log hain naraz kis liye

    34. Dil se teri yad ko juda to nahi kia, Rakha jo tujhe yaad, bura to nahi kia, Hum se log hain naraz kis liye, Hum ne kabhi kisi ko khafa to nahi kia