Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

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Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga¢â‚¬Â¦.

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