Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain

Hindi Funny SMS

Two vows taken today: never look at other girls, and never treat any girl as a stranger. They cancel each other out completely.

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

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