1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

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2. Daur-e-Zardari hai

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15. Unki tasveer ko seenay se laga lete hain

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23. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

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24. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

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25. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

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26. Aisa DOSTANA humara,

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29. Aisa na ho k doriyan dard ban jayain

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