Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Wife SMS

Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor.

Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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