Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

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    2. Sari umar ankhon main ik sapna yad raha, sadiyan beet gayi jismain vo lamha yad raha, na janey kya bat the un main, sari mehfil bhul gayi hamein, bas wohi chehra yad raha.

  2. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

    3. Yahoooooo......!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (';') Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus.... Parhna baqi hay :p

  3. Khuli aankhon se sari umar dehka

    4. Khuli aankhon se sari umar dehka, Ek aisa khowab jo apna nahin tha, aaj tak woh shahks dil mein haiiiii, K jo us waqt bhi mera nahin tha...

  4. Muhabbat zinda rehti hai

    5. Musafir to bichertay hain rifakat kab badlti hai.. Muhabbat zinda rehti hai Muhabbat kab badlti hai kali ka phool ban'na aur bikhar jana mukaddar hai.. Yehi qanoon-e-fitrat hai aur fitrat kab badlti hai Jo DiL me bas jaye aur aankhon me simat aye Alamat hai ye Chahat ki aur Chahat kab badlti hai Tumhi ko […]

  5. Yahi to khubsurt dosti ka nata hai

    6. Yahi to khubsurt dosti ka nata hai jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata hai, rahe duriya darmya to parwa nahi, dost to harpal DIL me basaya jata hai.

  6. Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamna

    7. apki ankho me saje he jo bhi Sapne Or Dil me 6upi he jo bhi Abhilashaye, Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaye Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamna.

  7. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

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  8. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    9. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

  9. Har yadon me usi ki yad rehti hai.

    10. Har yadon me usi ki yad rehti hai. Meri ankhon ko usi ki talash rhti hai. kuch tum bhi dua karo yaro. Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai‚¦

  10. Har ghari mujhey aap ki parwah rehti hai

    11. Dil k labon pay aik dua rehti hai, Har ghari mujhey aap ki parwah rehti hai, Khuda har sukh zindagi ka kare atta aap ko, Har dua main meri yeh iltija rehti hai,

  11. Rehti duniya tuk us ko salamat rakhna

    12. Ae rab apnay pas meri dua amanat rakhna, Rehti duniya tuk us ko salamat rakhna. Meri ankhon k sary deep bujha dena, Per us ki ankhon k sary khuwab salamat rakhna

  12. Tujhey sub pata hai

    13. Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

  13. Child 2 dentist doctor

    14. Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he he

  14. Kuch khone ko pyar kehte hain

    15. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  15. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain

    16. Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

  16. Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge

    17. Dil ki aag ko ashko se bujha lenge, ayegi jo yaad tumari jaam utha lenge, hamse behtar koi mile to btana, tumari rahon se khud ko hata lenge.

  17. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

    18. Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!

  18. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

    19. Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

  19. Itne kum marks..??

    20. Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

  20. Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai

    21. Nnikal aate hai aansoo rone se pehle‚¦ Toot jate hain sare khuwab sone se pehle‚¦ Kehte hai k pyar ek saza hai, Kash koi rokta mujhe pyar hone se pehlay

  21. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

    22. Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

  22. Whom do u like more mama or papa

    23. Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]

  23. Susti ki intiha

    24. susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

  24. Coffee and wine shop difference

    25. Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

  25. Memon ka beta & girl friend

    26. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

  26. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

    27. PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

  27. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

    28. Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

  28. Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai

    29. Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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    30. Jo palpal chalti rahe, use zindagi kehte hai, jo harpal jalti rahe, use roshni kehte hai, jo palpal khilte rahe, use mohabbat kehte hai, jo saath na chode, use dosti kehte hai

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    32. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi cho jaane walyeo haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho. Na ji hunda na mar hunda na hunda saatho bhul sajjna. Mainu […]

  32. Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada

    33. Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani, Karde maf hum logo ki sari Nafarmani, Eid K din aj aao mil k karain yeh hi wada, Khuda ki hi rahon main hum chalain gay sada. Sare Musalmanon ko EID MUBARAK.

  33. Dosti dostee hay

    34. Kuch log Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log kehte hain dosti zindagi hai. hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai.. jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai....