Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

Hindi Funny SMS

Claims you know nothing of sorrow or heartbreak — because you've always licked envelopes shut rather than sealing them with tears.

Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai,
Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain,
Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai,

Tum nay to hamesha
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thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) hehee

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