1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?

Hindi Funny SMS

A miser saved a life today: asked a beggar what he'd do with a thousand rupees, heard 'die of joy,' and wisely kept his wallet shut.

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta:p

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