Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel

Misc SMS Jokes

A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

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