How do u fit 30 indians

How do you fit 30
Indians in Maruti 800?

Throw a 100 rupee note inside

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  1. What's an average 6 inch long

    2. What's an average 6 inch long Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive

  2. Make your inside good

    3. If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force! "Inside Life ENDs!" But... If it Breaks from inside! "Life Begins!" "GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside! So try to make your inside GOOD!

  3. Inside and outside college

    4. The difference between inside & outside d 'College' gate is..? We played life inside & Life plays with us Outside.! Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)

  4. 3 ways to break d mirror

    5. In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦ 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.

  5. If Some Throw

    6. if someone throw stone towards u , throw love towards him. but if some1 throw love towards u , then sit 4 a while & think cause love hurts u more than stone.

  6. Negativity of the world can't put you down

    7. Entire water of the sea can't sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, negativity of the world can't put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.

  7. Teach to dance in 5 seconds

    8. How To Teach Girl Dance In Just 5 Sec?? . . . . . Throw A Cockroach On Her =D

  8. Throw Butter

    9. Why did Bubbli throw a butter Out of the window? . . Cause Bubbli wanted to see Butterfly

  9. He is the only 1 who earns

    10. Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS. Friend: 4th? Man: He didn't study & became a barber. Friend: Y don't u throw him out? Man: y should i? He's the only 1 who earns!

  10. Girls silence is dangerous

    11. Girl's silence is dangerous. They're either : ---> about to blow up ---> need a hug ---> falling apart ---> crying inside Or all of the above.

  11. Pathan's wife bought sweater

    12. Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

  12. Santa throw the butter out of the window?

    13. Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

  13. My heart is given to you

    14. My Heart To You Is Given, Oh Dear, Do Give Yours To Me, We'll Lock Them Up Together And Throw Away The Key :)

  14. Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!

    15. In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'( Don't go inside the church its a trap!! Wife: what are u watching? Man: our wedding DVD :p

  15. Don't take your mobile inside the bathroom

    16. Don't take your phone inside the bathroom That's probably the only time in whole day When you spend time with yourself only

  16. Are you bored with life?

    17. Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours. (Dale Carnegie)

  17. Throw stones in the path of ur success

    18. In this world people will always throw stones in the path of ur success, it depends on you... What you make from them a wall or a bridge

  18. Apni sans ko bahar nikalo

    19. Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law? Because Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said "Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

  19. Quaid's photo collection

    20. Friends I'm Collecting Quaids Photos Give Ur Contribution 2 My Collection. A Small Condition Is It Must Be On 500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

  20. Things 2 take note when u sleep

    21. Things 2 take note when u sleep: 1st-miss me, 2nd-think of me, 3rd-hug me, 4th-love me. Try 2 sleep now & close ur eyes. Get prepared 2 dream of me! Good night

  21. Never joke with brainless girls

    22. Girl: What You'll Do If I Die? Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life Next Day The Girl Died With A Note: " I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness..." Moral: Never Joke With Brainless Girls

  22. Love is happiness of 2day

    23. Love Is The Happiness Of Today, And Promise Of Tomorrow, So This Warm Note Comes To You, To Say That Live Life With A Heart Full Of Love

  23. Sunday Good Morning Messages

    24. I Wish That You Start Your Day In The Right Tone And End It With The Same Note. Wish You A Very Good Sunday Morning And I Hope You Spend Each Moment Of This Day With A Lot Of Happiness. Happy Sunday

  24. Sunday Good Morning MSG / Wish

    25. I Wish That You Start Your Day In The Right Tone And End It With The Same Note. Wish You A Very Good Sunday Morning And I Hope You Spend Each Moment Of This Day With A Lot Of Happiness. Happy Sunday

  25. I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings

    26. I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don't throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm cause I Love you.

  26. Excellence has always been achieved

    27. "Excellence has always been achieved by those who dared believe that something inside them is superior to circumstances" Believe in yourself.

  27. Twenty years from now

    28. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. (Mark Twain)

  28. Terror joke, amplifier and tsunami

    29. TERROR JOKE - What will happen if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea? TSUNAMI will be created since an amplifier converts small waves into bigger wave.

  29. Trick for cheap dinner at sareena hotel

    30. A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at 'Sareena' yesterday. Another beggar: how? First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday, I went 2 'Sareena', ordered dinner worth 2000rs n enjoyed the diner. When the bill came, i said, i had no money. The manager called the policeman n handed me […]

  30. I close my eyes and think of you

    31. Some times....When I'm all alone. I close my eyes and think of you... and the thought of your love worms me inside and make me smile.

  31. Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

    32. LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

  32. Wife treats husband

    33. A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ? Jim Says To Wife: Before You […]

  33. A hug is not hug till it is warm and little tight;

    34. A hug is not hug till it is warm and little tight; Give and take a hug, it's your birth right; It conveys the affection which you hold inside; So let's hug before it's banned outright! Happy Hug Day!